SEMTEX

lols

"Ameobi is not offside, he's not interfering with the goalkeepers view" He was also onside m8, but w/eva

i feel sick

What an incisive run by Gabby

What a pass, pap

I'm assuming the Obertan decision is to change to more of a flat 4-4-2. That's the only way it makes any sense. Obviously it's still shite, but at least there is a vague bit of logic.

CABELLA OFF FOR OBERTAN. NOT EVEN SAMMY. Jesus.

OBERTAN JAJAJAJAJJAJA

I refuse to acknowledge that as an attacking sub. Dropping Sissoko out of AM into CM negates all the attacking goodness.

Hate this move, whether it was for Vurn or Colback tbh. Dropping Sissoko back is just nasty.

Colback loves a dive like

DAT PREMIER LEAGUE

Sammy out, Papiss in imo. Drop ayoze deeper and wider, jobs a good un.

I'm enjoying that our three attacking midfielders have decided all to be left wingers.

Vurn arouses me

ow. Fucking ow.

Wew right footed shot

Pardew actively made our players less capable by forcing them all to be horrid hard working defensive types, carver probably just shouts some random words and tells them to gan play footy. Probably won't get us very far, but it's an improvement.

Not even a foul.

Heel turn needed, but what we got was a main event double count out.

WE'RE LOCKED AT NIL NIL

He's a centre back, I'm guessing defending the game out isn't what the Everton fans were hoping for.. don't think it's anything to do with The Rock.

Quota filler. Rooney Rule

Commentators are desperate to pretend this game isn't shit.

Lucas Leiva crocked again. See you in December.