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Sammy and Gouffran have more goals and assists than HBA this season mate. More than Shearer too.

The change in the game has facilitated people like Ashley, but it doesn't make it inevitable that you end up with a prick like him. So we shall fight, and not just accept our lot because it "used to be worse".

Got to admit, got pretty annoyed as his constantly breaking legs. Unprofessional bastard.

I give it a week.

Kicked out of Marseille Kicked out of Newcastle Kicked out of Hull Pardews fault. You've had too many cheeky pints. The real Rust Cohle could handle his beers, this must be an impostor.

Isn't Colback. Didn't spend his entire time 30 yards from his own goal passing it backwards. Work harder. More tackles. More headers. No fun.

Two different responses to the same post and a fucked up quote smiley. #rattled

And yet we're "light-years" better than in the past? With 0 amount of "realistic" hope of winning anything? We have better players to watch, we don't have to stand in the rain or walk out of the ground through piss, so yes it is better these days. Oh I have hope we'll win something, same as I did back then, but that hope is unrealistic as it is for most fans of most clubs. Since he took over there have been 7 league cups and 6 different winners, including Swansea and Birmingham City. There have been 5 different winners of the FA cup in that time, including Wigan Athletic and Portsmouth. Who, incidentally, are about as good as NUFC were in the 80s. Doesn't seem all that unrealistic to think we could compete for one of these things, no? Yet we choose not to. We are guaranteed not to win any trophies under Ashley.

And yet we're "light-years" better than in the past? With 0 amount of "realistic" hope of winning anything?

Your face is garbage.

If you watched NUFC in the 70's and 80's it most certainly is. I did and it isn't. HAHAHAHAHA We had hope you numpty, all we have now is mediocrity without hope of an end. It's beyond me how this chump has the gall to come up with shit like 'skyboy' given they're the exact reason why cunts like Ashley can exist in the PL nowadays. It must take a special kind of person to think it's a negative to want your team to try and compete, at whatever level. How can you prefer a world in which all we do is exist to suck up the TV money? There is no way it can be worse than this, because we are absolutely nothing. We have no worth whatsoever.

we just ignoring TCD? http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/31117098 bye saggy

I will immediately change my allegiance to whichever MLS team he signs for. It's a fairly safe assumption that Philadelphia Union won't sign him, given they don't sign anyone.

We are absolute fucking aids. By this point in their careers, pretty much all of these players should be loaned at a decent football team, or should be breaking into our team, or should be cut loose. In no circumstance should they be loaned to the monkey division to fuck around with a bunch of Sunday league shithouses. Everything is shit.

I don't think that's the case, as Irish jim just stated, Cork city signed some fella and had to wait until the end of the typical aug-may season before he could play, despite Cork's season being a monkey feb-nov affair too. Note: irish jim is whoever posted this, as I cannit remember who it was

MLS are still subject to FIFA rules, no? Not sure how MLS would get him out of this.

Sounds like a Santon "option to buy" loan.

I really, really miss the old Newcastle United sign. Should have bought it then, shouldn't you. Hardly Mike's fault.

They're absolutely just making up names of teams/players now. http://i.imgur.com/jVxxMnj.png

I'm wondering what relevance "the transfer window" has to a player who is going to be without a club, who would potentially be joining the MLS. The only relevance I can see is how it shows up the original post for being totally fabricated.

I'm well fucking broken already, and that's exactly what they want.

FINALLY

If there's one thing I'm sure of in life, it's that you cannot beat the double-thumbs-up pose. It's so versatile and cheery. I know him and his missus are pissed off, but I'm sure it's for the best.

I'm fine with that. Lets go with 10 players just in case. Perez, Krul, Cabella, Cisse, Aarons, Sissoko, De Jong, Janmaat, Abeid and Colback. Colback just because fuck Colback.

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