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SEMTEX

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  1. Not convinced I've heard his or Armstrong's name. They're both still on the pitch, right?
  2. FYI, they're on tv in USA...
  3. That fucking team man. Farewell hope. You existed for 3 hours.
  4. Personally I don't see a single player who he could've realistically taken out for Hatem. Gosling can nick a goal out of nowhere, Obertan can run with the ball for hours, Shola Ameobi has a great penalty on him, and Jonas is a fantastic creative outlet. Hatem could never do those things.
  5. He never stated what was signed or who it was signed by.
  6. Find that hard to believe. Assuming it's just Mike being Mike.
  7. SEMTEX

    John Carver

    We're set up delightfully to get a manager in by late January who won't be able to make any adjustments to the squad.
  8. He's a fucking cunt mmhuh He's a fucking cunt mmhuh
  9. He's been here too long.... Got nothing in his brain...
  10. We have lots of time on our hands. Anyone up for doing a Newcastle Online video parody of Shake It Off by Taylor Swift? It can be Shake Pards Off, or Shake Him Off, or Whack Slim Off, or some such. edit: The original for inspiration:
  11. Oh my god Kaka & Ronaldinho in Orlando. You need Adriano asap
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    SackPardew.com

    Personally I would have no issue performing fellatio on anyone in SackPardew, for they have allowed the world to see what a filthy spineless cretin this man is. It is fucking depressing that our analysts/media can't put some numbers together themselves like, but whatever. For now, Cheers Sacky P, you have played your part.
  13. Best I could do. http://instagram.com/p/xNkFGSCbt-
  14. Staying exceptionally quiet on this one until it's done.
  15. I'm a little worried of a 1-0 scraped victory. They're more inclined to attack than us, but they're pretty shit. It's exactly what we look for in an opponent.
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