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Where is the damn Nigeria squad

I bet half the results are goalless draws.

What gives you that impression?

Germany with no Dortmund or Bayern players doesn't sound like much kop. Mind, Poland with no Dortmund player

MONDRAGON ... I guess he's not Argentinian like my brain was telling me a few hours ago.. oops.

Zoet, Cillessen, Vorm & Krully to battle out then. Stekky given the boot?

When you say someone "is Brazilian", it gives people the impression that you think that the person in question is Brazilian, even when they're Mexican.

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Chris Smalling

My brain just absolutely refuses to accept Thiago Motta as an Italian. I don't even care about the Diego Costa's, Pepe's & Deco's. But I just cannot accept Motta as an Italian.

All we need now for the 100% Misery Achievement is for Wenger to resign after winning the FA Cup.

Where is mondragon??!!!?

That's So Flip!

It confused me. I thought they were complimenting Cardiff's away support for a while.

'ard man Tim can get to fuck. You're Tim Sherwood ffs. Tim Sherwood.

Maschereno ended up going to Barca after Liverpool for 24 mil and Tevez to City for a reported 42 mil but nooo Pardew thought they were s**t and put them on the bench,what a wan**r. What is this? wanker. No need for that mate.

would be very open to macron nowadays

amount of passes doesn't mean the player is a creative outlet... Makelelelele and all that.

Yes, we know you're hopelessly pessimistic about MLS. I'd be a lot more optimistic if they didn't charge $10 for a fried potato and $11 for bud light. If they're going to charge premium prices, they should consider putting on something better than Conference football. I'd also appreciate it if they stopped lying about the attendances too. Sounds about the going rate for concessions in any professional American sports league. They overcharge because they have a monopoly within the park and they know people will pay for their shit. Don't like the price, don't buy anything. Attendance figures relative to other leagues are perhaps misleading, but that's hardly lying. The concessions prices (along with the ticket prices) are bullshit because they want this team/league to grow, and they immediately take the piss. You go to a shit quality sporting event, but you deal with the shitness because it feels like you're part of it all, part of the growth of a team. It's a lot harder to feel like you're part of it, when they're openly taking the piss out of you with the merch/food/tickets/SUPERRAFFLE/mega-package where you get to meet Freddy fucking Adu. Regarding the attendances - it's lying when they tell me a game is a sellout and I'm sat there with rows of empty seats surrounding me. I'm sure they technically find a way of selling/burning the tickets for those seats, but either way, it's lying in my book.

Athletico sell their biggest players, year after year. It's their favourite pastime. Don't blame Jose.

Sure someone mentioned Bradley Wright-Phillips banging in a hat-trick in the MLS a few days ago. His 2nd of the season. He is the top scorer. He is the Luis Suarez of MLS.

Yes, we know you're hopelessly pessimistic about MLS. I'd be a lot more optimistic if they didn't charge $10 for a fried potato and $11 for bud light. If they're going to charge premium prices, they should consider putting on something better than Conference football. I'd also appreciate it if they stopped lying about the attendances too.

Who are Barca selling to Athletico for £32m to complete the triangle? Messi?

It feels like the same MLS at PPL Park.

I am stunned.