SEMTEX

Park, man. It's gotta be Park. this would be far more acceptable if I hadn't met oldtype before

tried shinji, li, lee and wan and still couldn't find you

well I searched facebook for kanji and there he was I searched for oldtype and deuce ex and nowt turned up

we'll see nearer the time.. but a NO Philly convention may be the highlight of my full life. You'd be welcome too, as long as I get you on facebook and vet your photos first. So Ameritoon and Cuba are the only ones who are really through all levels of security.

Hope its in Philly so we can raid the Semtex compound and have a legendary old time. You'd be more than welcome son

I know, but there are many other nearby options that aren't as soulless as that shit hole. I've been there before, I'd prefer not to go back.

They're supposed to be played all over the country aren't they? With the final in Miami? NYC is the only east coast. Well, Miami too if that counts. Rest were San Fran, Indianapolis, Phoenix. Maybe 1 or 2 other but they were nowhere near Philly/DC/Boston et al. I really would like to go anywhere but the Red Bull shitfactory.

I hope not given the locations of the games...

ITS 2013 AND YOU'RE POSTING A BITMAP

LOL YOU CALL IT EPL LOL 380 LIVE GAMES ON TV. suck it.

If it was £5m, then at least £4.98m of that would be heading to the new man, cos there is no chance Pardew's payoff is more than a few grand and maybe a six pack of sausage rolls for the road.

So if we finish 10th this season you'll be happy? Even though we've been atrocious for an entire season and got humiliated by that lot? Exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about. This is my whole point, it's not the final league position that matters. As long as the club deliver enough pride, excitement and pleasure over a season I'm not going to worry too much about whether we end up 7th or 10th. The club should be aiming to qualify for Europe though, minimum. Cups look like a far more effective, and more enjoyable route to Europe. See Wigan & Swansea... I'd take a season like Swansea had.

So if we finish 10th this season you'll be happy? Even though we've been atrocious for an entire season and got humiliated by that lot? Exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about. Happy is the wrong word, but I wouldn't be calling for the head of a manager that went 5th then 10th. Even if I don't think the shite will improve, I'm not going to call for his head based upon my assumptions. If he follows that up with another 10th, then his position should be in serious doubt, unless he somehow finished 10th playing liquid football but was unfortunate with injuries or something.

We shouldn't like. If we finished anywhere top half I'd be happy, it just depends if its 10th place 3 seasons in a row. No signs of progression and I'd be displeased.

Of course that's true man

Neither of those things would happen, whether we win/lose/draw to West Brom

midfield is overrated

Fat cunt upfront but no-one to cross the ball? Or are Santon and Debuchy expected to supply crosses?

Ah right. What's the point in that then? They may as well show the last day of the season on the same channels rather than some random channel that I'm not gonna be able to find for twenty minutes.

They will be across a range of channels including NBC, NBC Sports, Bravo, Esquire, etc. There will also be new dedicated NBC channels that are there when needed to show games. You'll need cable, but if the package you have has ESPN, it'll likely have NBC Sports and all its buddy channels.

Drag Racing, IndyCar... all manner of hunting shows.. Poker!

NBC Sports may as well be called White man sports. I'm a white man. It's fantastic.

Barclays you daft twats

Would be hilarious though.

Need to shoe horn FIGHT AND WIN in there too.