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Nah more so they want to lose to put Villa in the shit. Good job none of their players will even consider that for a second.

They just smashed Southampton away from home, what the fuck have they got to be glum about?

I was a 7 until recently, but then I saw the new kits. Now I'm a 9.

They all look like cheap training kits, but I'm fine with the home kit. It has balanced Black & Whiteness & normal stripes for a change. Though the back may shit on that.

It's going to be even more of a scousefest next year. Redknapp, Souness, Lawro, Hanson and now Giggs as well.

Pardew would never go that attacking like. He'd defend out the 4-1 first leg. He'd be chuffed with anything less than a 6-1 aggregate score.

wonga are right cockteases like get it shown already, with premier league patches and everything

Clint Hill.

I don't get it. Are jumpers a fascist nowadays? I'm confused.

Newcastle fans? Motherwell you can't be expecting scotch types to understand mathematics man, completely negates your point

We won't get any favours because they're professional footballers, but I don't imagine for a second that Andy Carroll will rejoice in the thought of NUFC getting relegated, for many reasons.

Pay attention to the number after the P!

Imagine a world in which we had beat Sunderland. It's a delightful place.

Which ironically could save us if they put Wigan away in the last game. I'm terrified of them going into that game knowing a draw will keep them both up. You've just sown a horrible, horrible seed. Hadn't even occurred to me. Bastard.

For me it's pretty simple. Wigan need to get relegated. If Wigan do a Wigan, I think we're up shit creek.

Only if we manage to actually get a point sometime in the next 3 games....

Go on. I fucking dare someone to borrow a girl's shirt to play football in. I dare you.

Aye. We've been 2-1 up at HT twice this season alone.

It's almost as if being English isn’t actually relevant at all. Mind blern

"3 cup finals" doesn't seem like the best terminology to use if you want us to actually win like.

The best thing he can do is stay at QPR and throw our game at loftus road.

Pretty daft playing Evra on the right side like

Absolutely no chance he'll walk.

How long till press conference/interview? Wanna see his face.