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They need to spend less money on bribing officials and more money on getting someone who can take a free kick.

That fucking shove on Marveaux right in front of the linesman. Cunts have been paid off.

Should've fucking scored you twat

Commentator too excited

uuuuuuuuuuuuugh such a weak shot after awesome first touch

Ball playing ability of our centre backs comfortably trumps that of our Striker.

120 minutes of Shola.

Too early for team news. Ignoring. IGNORING.

Infinite Bacon http://i.imgur.com/Nza3GrW.png

It's a Malaysian flag. It even says Malaysia underneath the flag. Bristol fans must be stupid.

bimpy has definitely jumped the shark like, needs to go back to the mrs bimpy days, his new stuff is no good.

Sport/BBC/Football Pet Hate: When the main story (big image) isn't football related. I almost always automatically click on the big image. It's been especially infuriating with all this Blade Runner™ shite, as it doesn't even keep you within the BBC Sport sub-site, you're booted into BBC News.

Why not hundreds of billions? wey cos thats a ridiculous number. I might go up to a billion.

Those games were over two months ago man, and hardly against stellar opposition. They're pish. Putting several million pounds on nufc to qual. + all we need is a score draw.

£12 on nufc to qualify. Astounded by the odds given the awful team were playing.

He's a fat lazy cunt

Deportivo esque battering in the second leg?

An American scored n arl. http://i.imgur.com/MrR0yVr.jpg

I feel like I've won already.

you fucking beauty

Score man Schalke. Daft German cunts.

ht/ft accumulator: draw-gala, draw-barca

NICK CAGE AND RYAN GIGGS

No chance

Tell that to Chelsea.