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Interesting. Union reserve team is going to get arse raped with great frequency.

africa invented zany

Mikel just took a lovely scuffed pen off the outside of the post against Zambia.

Just made me realise how much shite we've managed to offload.

GIFs > GMs offended 'bit'

Looked like egg white to me like. I'd've had no problems making a low calorie omelette out of that.

We can't play everyone man! We've got too much squad depth! Great decision IMO

http://www.sc-bastia.net/v4/?p=19177

This is something that's only just been posted on their website.

Aye. "should just say once again be very clear about this to tell the whole truth our supporters: the club has today received a sum for Florian firm offer and it comes from Newcastle which offers a transfer of 3 million €, with the player ready to Bastia until June, and 15% of the amount of gain on a future transfer. We are currently considering this proposal and we will decide quickly."

I hate you so much

I thought we were under strict orders to call him Yanga-Mbiwa. Or Mapou. Or basically anything other than just Mbiwa.

wat

Yanga Mbiwa Because Williamson

Not celebrating till it's on nufc.co.uk

€1m add ons - if we win Champions League 3 times in the next 2 years.

Thank fuck for that.

But He's shite man. Signing french players from England now. Branching out.

Videos seem to go weird size-wise recently if using my SFW css thing, so I tweaked it. I just deleted it and reinstalled from the original location: http://userstyles.org/styles/53562/newcastle-online-sfw?r=1359034803 If anyone is using it...

The kick gif. It's amazing. This is amazing. What a couple of days for football.

Don't mind him myself.

He doesn't do defending well. He does it fairly poorly. He does attacking very very poorly.

We don't scout in such parts...

What's Williamson's? 9.04% Surely he would have to attempt a pass in order to have a pass completion rate?