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Defoe immediately going for the blasta Need insert sarcastic shocked face

Probably won't be bottom either

No way! Surely a joke I've just had a look. Yeah, it's locked alright hehe They locked a match thread in their normal forum because they have a dedicated match thread forum. Sorry.

Fantastically hung up by Ridgewell for Lukaku header.

If Shane Long attempts to step up for this, he should have his cock cut off

Got another pen

What an absolute cunt.

That was the worst penalty ever taken

James McClean only has 1 c on the back of his shirt. lulz

West Brom look dire.

Boringi be a cunt too.

Arsenal so mehhhhh so far.

Theo Walcott is full blown AIDS

Didn't even realize Frazier Campbell was playing.

Carzola follows up with decent 20yard effort.

Shiiiiittt McLean very very near to scoring. Shite defending.

NEW SEASON BEGINNETH HORAAAYY

NEW Fox Soccer Studio and brand new panelist.... MARIO MELCHIOT. FSC pay the big bucks.

Ian Harte in the PL ffs. Should be brought on for special teams plays IMO, should never be starting.

Feeling like Jenkinson, Gibbs & Gervinho should not be starting the first game of the season for a team who wants CL.

I'm gonna try and convert it to a google doc once I'm happy it's all kosher, just gotta finish any tweaks first. Much easier to do it all speedy fast using excel.

What have I done. I'll look at my spreadsheet tomorrow with a view to re-evaluating my Arsenal status. However, I'm apprehensive, given this is probably the 5th time we've all decreed that Arsenal are going to be shit, and then they finish 3rd.

it's definitely not a night time thread. It also says fuck all right now, and won't till après September tbh.

Forget that because you get it, or because you gave up? I can attempt to reword.

You say that, but do you think there are 6 teams that we have absolutely no chance of finishing above? I think 6th or 5th is perfectly achievable tbh. Also, last years premise was laughed at by many for being exceptionally hopeful. The whole purpose is that it should be a fight for x position, rather than something easy to achieve. I was tempted to make it a battle for 5th more than 7th.