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He may get 60k a week at another club if he runs his contract out and leaves on a bosman tbh.

What? Say Terry and Ferdinhand retired now, who would be the first 2 defenders you would put in there?, I struggle to find many English defenders better then him. You're a total joke. There have been countless reports of cuntism from Saylor, it is not even close to a shock that he's looking for this kind of money. He's 25, he's not "one for the future", he's just not another average footballer who thinks he's better than he is.

West Ham could work actually. They seem to be spending their money on shite and they're still a decent sized club for all their shitness.

I can't see either of those teams caring. Birmingham have Roger Johnson and Scott Dann at CB, Everton have Distin, Heitinga, Jags, Yobo? Even if teams chop and change before the end of the window, I just don't see him adding anything to those squads, and I'm not sure many managers would disagree with me. Only team I can think of is Sunderland, due to their ability to buy injured CBs

Who would even buy him? He'll think he's far too good for the lowest Prem teams, so who will pay ~£4m for Steven Taylor out of the mid-table possé?

Gutted.

I'll literally be shaking with rage if Xisco doesn't start.

Pizarro goal for Werder Bremen. Total sexual chocolate.

I am NOT in. Probably.

It's shocking like Aye, fucking joke. It's fucking amazing. Why the fuck would they optimise for the tramps that only hand over a pittance.

Well we haven't got anyone from Man City atm, so we're pretty safe.

Wiki: Ugh, not worth my time. Sacking off this project.

edit : retracted facepalm until further research is concluded

Not exactly a massive SWP fan but I'm afraid he'd definitely add to the squad. It won't happen mind you. Can't see him going anywhere, he's a perfect reserve player for City. Santa doesn't have the same status however, and could be looking for a move.

Coach is said (referring to manager) plenty of time on our TV by English commentators/presenters, but you don't care because it's not an American saying it.

Hasn't Mourinho previously announced his admiration for Jenas' ability? Could be considering a sneaky swap deal for Lass? If that happened I'd be straight to the shops to buy my new Jermaine Jenas Real Madrid Jersey.

I rather like the fact that Man City have invested massively in making their team as boring and defensive as physically possible, and are still walking away with a 3-0 win. I mean, it's no 6-0, but not everyone can be Newcastle quality.

Roy Hodgson looks a lot like my grandma. Especially when giving an awkward clap & thumbs up.

They're winning and haven't looked like conceding. It's defensive and dull, but there is nothing wrong with the tactics.

GAZZA

Also I dont think I have seen a team that has over half team that have played a fair bit at CB. Seven of them, if I've counted right. I expect Liverpool to win this fairly comfortably. Quoting that, just in case it mysteriously disappears. Your logic is lost on me like Team is playing 7 players who could play at centre-back -> Team will be comfortably beaten.

First.

It was Man Utd AND our performance against Derby last year. Quite the rounded opinion tbh.

aka Gigi Buffon begs Andy Carroll to not cave his face in after Buffon attempts to murder him with a ridiculous challenge.

WELL, AH KNAA THEY LOST 6-0, BUT F' ME, VILLA WAR THE REAL WINNAZ TH'DAY. THEM NUCASSLE CROSSERS WANNA TAKE A REAL HARD LUK AT THEMSELLS. MIND YEE, THAT JOZEE ENREEKEE IS FUCKIN HOT LIKE. ID TAKE A PELANTY RIGHT UP THE ARSE FOR HIM. aherm