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Wolves player time wastes on ground, good work

Awww damn, got excited for a second there. Wrong way round.

This bet is over like, Villa aren't going to keep the ball, so aren't gonna get hacked.

8 yellows and 3 reds in 4 minutes man

On the plus side, my bet for the day was NEARLY HT/FT Villa/Draw. Odds of 8/1ish. Was considering putting about £25 on. Glad I sacked that off like.

Villa need to get the ball for Wolves to hack them down like. Looking more likely we'll see another Villa card.

Nice header

GOL GOL GOL time for HACKING

I mean, booking

Letting heskey head the ball, that's a paddlin.

Handbarl man that's a yella that man

One moreeeee

What were the odds for this stupid card bet anyway?

Crimety

perhaps i've been harsh and if anyone has been offended, i apologise, but I simply cannot understand why this would be a sensible use of money for anyone, even the wealthiest of dowager.

NOFC HAVE A GAME TOMORROW, WE DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE TO PLAY. WE NEED YOU! PLEASE DON'T LET THE OPPOSITION TRAVEL ALL THE WAY UP FROM HURRICANESWICH FOR NO REASON. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,71366.0.html

I think you're getting your users mixed up

That's exactly what I'll be doing.

So you don't like tattoos then?

I'm not sure I've ever been as disappointed with a player as I was with Shevchenko at Chelsea.

Would rather wipe my arse with a tenner just to say I've done it.

Collins John - Right - I knew he'd be world class.

It's just absolute insanity handing over another £250 to the Premier League simply because you can't be arsed to open a new browser tab.

It's going to be annoying if we have a pretty positive season, because then I know I'm going to buy this.