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"The 2011 postseason format, the date for MLS Cup 2011 and the format for the 2011 regular-season schedule will be announced by MLS at a later date." Interesting...

Woo. Up goes the season ticket prices one would assume. Is there still playoffs? Time to research.

Anyone mentioned that Kazenga scored a peach for Brighton at the weekend? http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_2/8992322.stm I'm sure they have, but I've not seen it, so I don't care.

Didn't say they are, but we need all the help we can get. I've given the post a smidge of an update I don't think Stoke are even close to relegation candidates, but them gaining form when we're about to play them is a bit more of an issue.

Stoke are never getting relegated like. Edit: Was unaware we were playing them so soon, I guess that's a bit of a side issue. But I can't say it should be too big a deal.

hahaha

I'd be off.

I don't see why not. Tottenham are just a better club than Newcastle at this point in time. Better financial position, better on pitch results, better players, better manager, European exposure, and more prestigious. It's an uprward move for a football. I don't think the boys up top will be interested in letting things proceed that far, though. He's a Geordie playing for the club he loves, 1st name on the team sheet and fast becoming a hero to the only fans that will ever matter to him at club level as well as being given the legendary No9 shirt. Not to mention all his friends and family are here as well as his kid. I think you lack basic understanding what it means to him being here and playing for Newcastle and I doubt you will ever fully grasp it either. Man, nonsense. Please take that condescending rubbish elsewhere. Footballers leave their boyhood clubs for greener pastures all of the time. What makes Carroll different from all of these other players? Shearer was here during a different era for the club as well. He came in his mid twenties and the team immediately challenged for the title. When he was nearing the end of his prime (early 30's), the team were in the Champions League. By the time our decline had really set in, the man was nearing retirement. We are not a competitive club right now. If the club's progression doesn't follow the upward trajectory of Carroll's career, he will leave. All of them will. You see it again and again with clubs and their young local players. What exactly makes Newcastle different? If you have to ask you've proven my point. You'll never understand what its like to be Andy Carroll playing for Newcastle because you are not a Geordie, far from it with comments like the utter shite you've just spewed. Do you think every Geordie feels the same way as you?

With/without a shirt? What name? A short name with one number? DETAILS MAN

I got knocked out today. Can't remember this at all.

Foluwashola Ameobi. Sherla excepted, obviously. Well thats a given isn't it, similar to the ballon d'or.

Just watching the mackem highlights now, that second Cattermole booking, for sweet mother fucks sake how stupid can you be?!

That is cringeworthy to say that we can't criticize the guy. He's the worst winger I've seen play for Newcastle. I think stats will also back this up in terms of assists and goals as well. Some people are beyond help. Again name me a winger over the last 20 years that couldn't cross a ball, or even shoot properly. He's got a decent shot on him for a kick off although his crossing is hit and miss. Milner and Duff spring to mind in recent times. Decent shot I've seen one against barnsley in over 2 years now. Just look at his record, he scored 1 goal an average 30 games now. That for a midfielder is dreadful. That puts more pressure on the rest of the team to score more goals as well. Have any of the other midfielders got better records than that (other than Nolan!)? Guthrie, Barton all have scored in the premiership for us for starters. But its a big problems overall though. Barton has scored 3 goals in the Prem for the club so far, including 1 pen. Guthrie has scored 2 in the Prem. Singling out Jonas for 'putting pressure on the rest of the team' is crap.

That is cringeworthy to say that we can't criticize the guy. He's the worst winger I've seen play for Newcastle. I think stats will also back this up in terms of assists and goals as well. Some people are beyond help. Again name me a winger over the last 20 years that couldn't cross a ball, or even shoot properly. He's got a decent shot on him for a kick off although his crossing is hit and miss. Milner and Duff spring to mind in recent times. Decent shot I've seen one against barnsley in over 2 years now. Just look at his record, he scored 1 goal an average 30 games now. That for a midfielder is dreadful. That puts more pressure on the rest of the team to score more goals as well. Have any of the other midfielders got better records than that (other than Nolan!)?

SWP ahead of David Silva?

Union beating Fire 1-0 right now. Collins John is a clear threat though. Well, not really, he just looks like a lazy fat cunt.

+ Lampard not on the pitch, Essien scores twice.

Iniparker

Fantastic backheel lob by Kalou

It was such a lazy challenge from Smith, just terrible.

Didn't even show JC2.0

Home raping against Porstmouth. Theres one.

How many years has Paul Scholes been playing football? Obviously no professional football team has ever seen him play before, because no fucker ever marks him when he's standing square of a free kick/corner/whatever. Dumb twats.

17 minutes? Yet he somehow didn't manage to score three hattricks and provide twelve assists. I guess there's a first time for everything.