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Yet you bet on the US to beat England. That's still months away man. Have we even qualified yet? Got a difficult away tie against Croatia to come..?

Yet you bet on the US to beat England.

Because the US are really, really shit, and we've always been like this. Always. We get past these teams comfortably then lose to Portugal/Brazil.

Is it either a) a lion or b) 3 lions?

I've gotta listen to Chris Pelanty Waddle on Radio 5.

Don't try and justify it man! Just take your shot in the ass and move on!

I can't even see the game, but the fact that some people don't seem to realise that you need 2 people in front of the man for it not to be offside is a massive facepalm.

Waddle 'WHY IS THIS DISALLOWED' 'WHY IS THIS DISALLOWED' 'WHY IS THIS DISALLOWED' oh, there's only one on the line.

South Africans will still go to the game, whether they're in it or not. I have no issue with it tbh. Get over it.

503 Service Unavailable is what I'm getting at TVCatchup.

tvcatchup fucked. Me sad.

C'MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN BAFANA BAFANA

Why are people moaning already?

It'd be like us going to red and white stripes, but obviously we have other reasons for that never happening. Plenty of teams are doing this whole historical kit thing anyway.

Justice for the 96 man.

Anyone having their wedding on the same day as England's first world cup game doesn't deserve a happy life.

Nah it kills pretty much all video streams. I've got iPhone + tvcatchup anyway, I'm just not sure how discrete I can be. Long dump at 3pm I reckon.

SA 1-2 Mexico France 0-2 Uruguay

BBC will stream their games live and then they'll be on iPlayer. Dunno about ITV. iPlayer blocked at work.

Stellar idea that like.

You're fat. So if your face. brilliant

You're fat. But I thought Jon lived in the gym, does he eat the machines or something? Probably, I'm just going on an intentional terrible banter run just to wind some folk up. Is working a treat

A twat? Totally went all Kezman on that post.

You're fat.

Tyksland = Germany Elfenbenskusten = Ivory Coast Would've helped!