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I'm sure the actual sponsors would be chuffed with that.

I think it's a dive to be honest. He's felt the touch, then thrown himself. No way that's a natural fall. He clearly trips himself. And it's not the first time I see it happening to him, sometimes he's very clumsy. He trips himself, but he most certainly throws in half-pike just to make sure someone gets done.

DIRTY CHILEAN BASTARD

As if they're nothing special when the fact is that the pundits on TV are just falling back on nonsense to cover the fact that they know nothing about them. No one ever said the US were footballing gods either. Group winners? Oh hell yeah. You obviously haven't talked to my girlfriend and her brother / family / friends.

Like you're a woefully unskillful team that works hard and that's about it? Wonder if Ghana can get themselves a piss poor goal and claim they're footballing gods.

Blatantly just calling round everyone in the Prem, asking if there is anyone on low wages on their books that they want to get rid of on a free.

When I was formulating my list, I completely forgot to account for the Kezman factor. I'm happy with the teams now.

So far I've got Rocker in net, Venkman on the left wing, NUT on the right wing, and I'm playing centre-back. I don't think we even need any more players tbh, I reckon us 4 can do the job.

Oh man, I didn't realise the South Korean's were basically Asian mackems. I quite liked them too. Hmph. Time to buy a Japan shirt.

brilliant

Nearly fucking missed that still.

iffy

Right. Get them in as coaches for the rest of the teams. Can't hit this ball huh?

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Update your sig Sewelly. Delete them Italian scummers.

oh fuck off. Really??! The other day it wasn't meaningless, but this one is completely(ish) meaningless. FS. FS FS FS

It's funny how opinionated people are about England/NUFC players, yet as soon as there is any chance of causing offence within your 'mates' it's deemed disrespectful. I've no problem with the general process of just lumping people in teams, I just think the teams still need tweaking to make them fair.

If it's a slap in the face to anyone, they needed that slap for being such a pussy in the first place. It's fact - some players are better than others and those 5 are who I think are best. Does everyone think they're the best player or something? Precious.

My problem is basically this... If I was to name the 5 best players, I would say they would be... (in no particular order): Stu MKSC Heza KenDahl Nut I may not be right, but this is my perspective on who the best players are, and it's 4:1.

I have objections.

They're a hell of a lot more able to fight and rise to the occasion compared to the English team. The English team is just bogged down by expectation and lack of confidence imo.

madras for sweeper keeper