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He's just realised how shit League two football is? I can't see it being that straightforward. Perhaps a realisation that the club he's joined are by no means guaranteed of any promotion, or maybe his teammates are cockheads to him cos of his bumper pay or something. Has to be a proper reason to quit SO fast.

So.. has anyone got a clue why he wants out?!

Rockstain - you gonna book a pitch this time?

Scored two minutes into Extra time and then again three minutes later. I bet you're happy It's pathetic. Fucking pathetic. Hopefully my associated quidco/free bet perks will kick in soon, but still. Sad fucking panda.

FUCKING Scunthorpe. 5 out of 6. All you had to do is put 1 goal past FUCKING Port Vale.

Scun?

Injury times

omfg. Stoke 3-3 and Scunthorpe 0-0. I need these teams to score, QUICK.

2049: GOAL Stoke 0-2 Blackpool COCK

2026: RED CARD Jerome Thomas (West Brom) Should help.

2 of my 6 are winning, rest still goalless... 2 of my 6 are winning, 1 losing, rest goalless...

What was that about Pompey?

So your 2nd Cousin then I don't fucking know. I had a hard enough time explaining it as it is. I made a thread trying to work this stuff out and got accused of incest. It's a minefield. Yeah but that was a thinly veiled attempt to justify fucking your cousin, it's really not the same.

So your 2nd Cousin then I don't fucking know. I had a hard enough time explaining it as it is. Well surely your Uncles sister is your Auntie, and her kid would be your cousin your cousins kid is your 2nd cousin. My Uncle is married in, his Sister is not my Auntie.

So your 2nd Cousin then I don't fucking know. I had a hard enough time explaining it as it is.

Would you rather see us lose and net 25 grand or see us win? I'd rather see him win that bet than have NUFC win, so I can guess what his answer would be

My uncle's sister's kid's kid is... http://www.toonarama.co.uk/picfolder/crossedline/smb.JPG

First bet I've placed in a while... http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/3483/screenshot20090922at175.png

He was there for a short while, but as soon as it started getting tough, he bolted.

... weird question. When was the last time a tv channel cancelled coverage of a game?!

Probably should've waited longer before doing that really... I'm pleased. I'll be in the states, so now I should be able to watch it.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8268036.stm

? http://a0.vox.com/6a00c225280961549d00fa96792cd00002-320pi

Because they've had a relatively poor start to the season? And they're still 5th on the passing stakes. Because they've played one less game. Not a bad reason either.

Because they've had a relatively poor start to the season? And they're still 5th on the passing stakes.