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I know your real name, I expect you to know mine. Calm down Kristan, I know your name cos you facebooked me. Oh, and it hardly takes Sherlock fucking Holmes to work out my name. That's Nixon

Just call me Gimp, i thought you were on the Blue team anyway? negative

I know your real name, I expect you to know mine. Calm down Kristan, I know your name cos you facebooked me. Oh, and it hardly takes Sherlock fucking Holmes to work out my name.

Before this happens I need 2 know peoples proper names, I fucking refuse to be shouting 'Gambling Gorilla', 'Northerngimp', 'NewcastleRocker' or any other such bullshit.

Think of the offside controversy!!!>?!?!O!!!MG!

I'm not talking slide tackles etc really, more like shirt tugging and general sly bastardry There wasn't even any of that, not from me anyway (and I was playing CB). It's not half as serious as is being made out on here man. The standard was fucking appalling, but everybody played fair It's more of a "game on the grass at lunchtime" than a competitive affair. Haha well we'll see. We'll just see if you have the temptation to pull me back when I've just sped past you and am about to bury my 15th hattrick of the half.

I'm not talking slide tackles etc really, more like shirt tugging and general sly bastardry

Disagree. As someone who is likely to be fouled alot by big fat rubbish centre backs, I would MUCH prefer a referee there to blow the whistle than have to plead my case every god damn time.

Agree Couldn't we do with a ref first though?

Clearly not a team player

It's okay cos now I'm sat at work pissing myself laughing sat here in the corner looking like a mong. That was so good. So good.

APRIL FOOLS!

I'd heard this had been cancelled? Whats up?!

http://www.thisisanfield.com/columnists/2009/04/pfa-awards-are-you-having-a-laugh/ haha this article starts off fine, but goes on about the stats re:gerrard and forgets to mention Ronaldo's pretty decent goal tally. Poor.

Aye! Fellaini not being there is stupid... Perhaps his disciplinary record has raped him on this one though.

I'm waiting to support the Philadelphia ???s

lo'l

Gerrard and Ireland easily.. Giggs? Seriously? Vidic?! Rafael?!

You were given AMPLE warning that there were 'americanisms' in the article. These are the words that those in the states would use for their own sports, therefore it is to be expected someone of little football/soccer knowledge who is from the States, would continue to use such terms in reference to soccer/football. Perhaps the man will change his vocab in time, but for now... get over it.

You, Pilko, are you an amazing Andy Carroll-esque target man. Can you feed the goat? (In this example, I am the goat)

absolutely fuck all.

Gay. 27th Minute, Ireland deflected goal. 1-0 City.

City vs Fulham has been 25 minutes of nothing so far.

Did you confirm yourself when we were putting ourselves on a team?

A disgrace today, an absolute disgrace.