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basically, after a quick google, this question is bullshit. There is no answer. And it was created suspciously close to April Fools Day. Anyway, give up, its impossible.

"I won the Premiership with a London club" is faily straightforward though surely? I just think whenever I find out the answer to this, I'm gonna be massively dissapointed how awful a conundrum it is.

53 england caps and the only London club he has played for is West Ham... in the 80s.. before the Prem was born. But er.. yeah.. good guess.

Sports Direct. I know you'd prefer it wasn't, but it is.

Ireland = retard.

thats 3 points innit?

fucking hell. "Was this ACTUALLY a foul?" Yes, yes it was. He buried his studs into the mans thigh. He was within his rights to go for it, and there was no malice, but it was a FUCKING FOUL.

"Was he OFFSIDE?!" ... Pleat: "I DON'T THINK SO" "Oh, he was"

"Theres Martin Jol... Big Bear of a Man" Ensuring you pronounce that J in Jol!

He is there, was on tv.

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think his power, pace would override that (see Harewood, C.Cole, Roberts for example) Harewood? Rly?

So you'd be happy for the mackems to win in Europe or did you want Boro to win the UEFA cup the other season? Just because Man U etc. play in England doesn't mean ****, half their players aren't even English and any other day of they week they'd be our rivals. More than any other team in the competition...

I have no issue with him leaving etc, I'm fine with it. I just think now that he has gone, he needs to shut the fuck up about NUFC. He is now a competitor, he will be treated as such. Therefore, fuck you Shay, you diving Portuguese prick.

Impossible. Taylor made debut before Milner and is younger than Milner. Thus making Steven Taylor my pick.

until Shay Given retires, NUFC is nothing to do with him and I have no interest in hearing his sympathy, its insulting.

I didn't realise you were hispanic.

Normalish times for the UK... I imagine 4/5 and 8. Wild guesses, but I doubt it'd be anything outlandish.

we hate everyone, is fun

Yup. Fuck all the Euro trash teams. Prem FTW always. Agree again. Heres hoping Barca get a beating.

Andy Gray is a complete faggot.

Too bad he's back to his dirty cheating ways. On TalkSport this morning, Ronnie Irani said he was at the match and at one point, Drogba was injured, OFF the pitch but then rolled himself back on to get the game stopped Happens all the time tbh

Joint top scorer in the league is still good by anyone's standards bar his own form of last year. Anelka should be there then, no? There's no way in the world that Ronaldo has been as good as either Torres or Lampard this season. Laughable. (and I actually like Ronaldo, unlike most people). The difference between Ronaldo & Anelka is Ronny has chipped in all season. Yeah El Nino & Lamps have done well & maybe they should be in there but not at the expense of Ronny. Aye its ridiculous people are questioning C.Ronaldo's listing, even though he's had a good season. He hasn't had the amazing season of last year, but that'd be very difficult to repeat. C.Ronaldo has had the best season the world has ever seen when you compare him to Giggs, Ferdinand or Van Der Sar.

I know your real name, I expect you to know mine. Calm down Kristan, I know your name cos you facebooked me. Oh, and it hardly takes Sherlock fucking Holmes to work out my name. That's Nixon I have a very British name for being Norwegian though, so no worries. It's a three letter name and starts with a T and ends with om I know man ya muppet like man. Proper checked your awful Facebook pictures and everything

Could've been worse ive got a firstname for a surname Yeah but c'maan, Disco is a pretty fucking sweet First Name