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i dont give a shit. Wing is fine. Expect Laurent Robert levels of defensive responsibility with the crossing of a shetland pony.

tbh, im not really his boy.. i think ive spoken to him..... Never. He just went to my school and i would pretend were best mates in such an event

Updated - Pilko, there's no confirmation of StuBrown playing in the O/P so I've not added him, anyone else interested in playing and wants to put themselves forward for a team, do so now. Dan B - do you want to be red or blue? Gambling Gorilla - book the 4pm slot. Don't really care. I guess red due to position preference. Otherwise blue. As know who Greg is.

Are people gonna be all weird and stuff...? I'm slightly scared (P.s. this is in no way a back out, I'm still playing, I just may never post again afterwards if I think you're all fruitcakes) (P.p.s. Greg, I know what you look like and am likely to gravitate to you, sorry) Preferred position: anywhere across midfield or upfront really. Small, fast, shit. Kinda like Craig Bellamy.

Philly will have a team come next season... They're unnamed and uncoloured atm, but should be announced by next month.

After reading about his anti-knife crime stance & then see him fund a gangster film, wreck the Observer Sport Monthly magazine as guest editor, his brother plays for the scum & see him act a complete tool at SJP I think he is a prize cockend. Is that a joke? You're not one of the filthy 'blaming movies/games' for knife crime types are you? Funding a film on whatever subject, and for whatever reason is so far from relevant to an anti knife-crime 'stance'

Agree. If Wise / his team is responsible for all the random youth signings that we've made, then I'm more than happy to have him on board. Tis a big IF mind you. Do you know how good they are btw? Nope. Time will tell. It's more effort than we've ever made to sign youth though. I agree. However Big Sam had started to do this and Roeder had made noises about also going out there and trying to build up the academy and the scouting network as everyone knew it was rotten to the core. So I don't know how you can say you're happy to have him on board when we don't actually know anything about the quality of players being brought in. What I'm interested in what our scouting system is now like, how many scouts do we have looking at each market, what about the development of these players? It's ok signing them, but we've been a graveyard for young talent for years now, so this needs to be looked into as well. Aye I'd love to know ALOT more about the whole set up, but we don't. But I think this is the same for all the assumptions about how Wise is this massive disruption, cos there is no proof of that either. People just hate on him cos he's an impish cockney twat.

Agree. If Wise / his team is responsible for all the random youth signings that we've made, then I'm more than happy to have him on board. Tis a big IF mind you. Do you know how good they are btw? Nope. Time will tell. It's more effort than we've ever made to sign youth though.

Ive updated my vote from a 4 to an 8.

apathy set in something like 2 months ago for me. maybe longer, i'd try and remember but i just don't care.

ive no fucking clue what bald frenchman played for us.

Agree. If Wise / his team is responsible for all the random youth signings that we've made, then I'm more than happy to have him on board. Tis a big IF mind you.

Like that Shame it'll have a big sponsor on the front but not a bad kit. Fits the retro theme they were after fo' sho. Do they have a sponsor yet?

I'll confirm for that date. Nowt better to do.

He's probably just bought it so he can sniff all the old matresses while tugging one off

...and it is so (according to BBC Sport). No promotion for Darlo.

Want know cheapest season ticket prices. Details maan, details.

Aye he claimed it was most related to banging on plastic hoardings. Was a snivling PR type cunt mind you.

really nice goal that were.

haha yeah, half the time was the dude taking photos of me. was quite sexy.

SHEARER

Pretty much ruined it. Where's the spoiler tag? HUH!?!

So... Where's Sir Allen Stanford? http://www.bitterwallet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/waldo.jpg (courtesy BitterWallet)

I thought that was a bit of a let down as well. I havnt been on the SJP tour, although I really want to as it looks amazing. Nou Camp is a fucking shitpile. Bernabéu ftw.

Don't do it. You'll get mugged/shot/sodomised.