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You've already got 11 players man. Gonna have to kill one of the weaker ones off to be able to pull that one. ...Or we'll just have the Gimp so he doesn't need to team with a bunch of tools Fuck you up the ass. This will become an old guard vs the world match with that kind of attitude!

Fuck you QPR. Fuck you. Erm.. I got all but QPR. Without looking at any sporting source whatsoever.

Our strip would look 10 times better with that collar a cynic might say that clubs like AC value the shirt more than the money they can make from selling numbers for the patch on the back fuckin idiots eh? Different league, different rules imo.

That was an amazing WUM job tbh. Not really the WUM work itself, just the general ease at which you munched away.

Which is only the opinion of a Yorkshire/Lancashire type. The rest of the planet disagrees.

so we've now got 23 ppl? Coolio. Even though I made claims of 90minutes of pure running, I played 5-a-side on Monday and was all pleghm filled, so I'll be hocking up for 90minutes on sunday which may become tiring!

I'm contemplating getting Ranger 46 on this one. same, but by next season it could be Ranger 9 for all we know... patience.

At least you don't have Zamblera

I'd go... tbh

I wanna buy it with numbers, but Sports Direct probably won't do printing, so I guess my best option is JJB or something. Looking at 40 quid with a number atm though aren't I? May just get it off a random ebay seller.

C'mon lads, don't do this to us. We only need 1 stunning CM player. Essien standard or above.

It'd be alright as like a special edition 1 off kit, but it just isn't our home kit.

Not even fucking full. Disgraceful really. Same at Brammall Lane last night. These teams just don't have the support. Should be culled imo.

Hahaha stupid Reading

Excessive tbh

"Trinny & Susannah rating (as imagined by Sportsmail)" They're faking a trinny & susannah rating. Jesus.

Exactly whereabouts is that wall. I will go there.

Free stadium tour. Also, discount if you have a ST.

Sounds deserved tbh

Aye which is why a mass roll call seems necessary!

Last minute withdrawals aren't good for squad harmony.

I don't think I'm gonna wake up in 7 hrs like. Body rejects the notion.

Dunno if you can play for us then minimum height is 6ft. I'm fine putting six past you while wearing a blue t-shirt tbh. No you are not. We'll play like a Redknapp team - nine massive guys with 2 little flair players. I'm like Jermain Defoe, but without the finishing. If you've got his pace that'll do. I've got a percentage of his pace... Which percentage 5 or 95? Somewhere in the teens.

Dunno if you can play for us then minimum height is 6ft. I'm fine putting six past you while wearing a blue t-shirt tbh. No you are not. We'll play like a Redknapp team - nine massive guys with 2 little flair players. I'm like Jermain Defoe, but without the finishing. If you've got his pace that'll do. I've got a percentage of his pace...

Dunno if you can play for us then minimum height is 6ft. I'm fine putting six past you while wearing a blue t-shirt tbh. No you are not. We'll play like a Redknapp team - nine massive guys with 2 little flair players. I'm like Jermain Defoe, but without the finishing.