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Comfortable win for Man Utd after a marginally frenzied first 20minutes. 0-2

NR won't want to sponsor us and are more than likely to cut their losses once they get their act together. Or else we'll probably end up with a Benefit Fraud advert and we will have completed the move to biggest laughing stock in the world ever.

Shay. Best we've got and not worth replacing when you look at the rest of the trash we've got.

Egypt in the ACON sweepstakes at work. I knew it was a winner!

Thank fuck. 5..6...7...8? how many years behind everyone else?

I'm all for playing a game or 2 abroad. The proposition there however is a big old pile of wank

Yeah, just like we did with Woodgate, Jenas and Dyer to name a few. referring to Dyer and saying we 'made a profit' is frankly ridiculous

Sunday, cos i fucking HATE Sundays. It'll give me some entertainment/distraction/more reasons to be sad

i thought the squad should have been announced by now? im getting kinda bored of F5

He got sacked for selling t-shirts on the sly, or some such. I wouldn't stand for such dissent.

I forgot about that. Sell him & sign Giles Barnes. Get both Barnes & Milner on the right wing.

There are bigger fans of Charles N'Zogbia than I, but if this was to happen without a quality creative midfielder coming in... then I think i'll just give up.

I reckon Samaras will do alright tbh.

Only a matter of time before N'Zogbia is the NO.1 left wideout on the depth chart tbh. Exactly, we're slightly more than a week away from the Super Bowl. The hype is setting into my subconscious. Gonna be the worst superbowl ever.

gimme 5 minutes and i'll tell you edit: I take it back. I could only tell you if it was en route

you can't fly Glasgow-Newcastle anyway.

people should look at exactly where these superb "african" players have really learned their trade.

Africans good strikers? tbh I'm struggling to agree with that. Africa produces athletes, not football players (ATM!)

if ALL else fails

Faye and Taylor. Or Faye and Van Buyten! Faye is good in mf, but I really don't want a dedicated DM when we could go for an attacking centre mid and someone to pull the strings (i.e. someone who can pass well, holding but not defensive)

Why is it that Newcastle's more deluded supporters keep harping on about the football they played under Keegan when he was last in charge and yet completely ignore the fact that Man City, the last team he managed in the Premier League, were absolutely shite? we're not Man City.

Ghana 'pen'

ok then, Duke injured?

I hear Michael Dawson didn't want him there so they sent him on his way