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2-0. handball about 3 miles outside the box, penalty. noble goal. I reckon the ref is watching the itv coverage, was so blurry, couldn't tell it was outside the box.

watching hartlepool vs west ham.. seriously, watching this shitty shitty itv feed is awful. The picture is so fucking blurry, feels like ive had about 18 pints.

Geremi shit

The Northern Rock sponsor on it looks like fucking shite.

Yet he's still better than what we've got and we're NOT gonna sign Stevie Gerrard.

I don't care what you say, that was fantastic by taylor.

IMO No clue about offside Bassong fouled him 30yards out, advantage was played. Probably a red card offense. Heskey probably fouled Bassong after that for a while Bassong fouled Heskey in box. Heskey dived something rotten, but was fouled. So I think it should've been a NUFC, with Bassong sent off!.. Either that or the decision that was made was correct, as if Heskey didn't foul Bassong, it was the right decision. Ooooh, or well, more likely... An offside! Of course this doesnt take away from the blatant face-punch Kirkland made on Carroll, or the Pen that wasn't when Carroll was pancaked late on.

WERE GONNA WIN TEH LEAGUE

I wholeheartedly agree. I however, am not one of those great centrebacks! Anywhere in MF/up front is fine with me. Defensive or attacking role. Don't care. Anyway, I thought u had 22?

... I could probably play... but I'm 5ft 7... not exactly made to be a centreback. (incase any1 drops out etc)

I've got that shirt! Legend! Why? was cheap and is a smart shirt

I've got that shirt!

Blyth Spartans: Mark Bell, Leeson, Boyle, Williams, Pell, Poole (Wright 62), Watson, Gildea, Dale, Reay, Hume (Dalton 72). Subs Not Used: Farman, Fenton, Gladwin, Evans.

This!! Who gives a flying fuck about big man / little man theories if you're scoring. Jeez!

Steve Bruce is probably the best one!

No. He's not very good and we've got 2 decent strikers. This is more than we have in other positions.

im articulate, but still i'd grab a barcode by the collar quiicck?

Checking to see if your penis is still there? (sorry)

Excellent but too American for my liking, if you could somehow carry on with the same theme but make them less American it would be spot on. Thus far Andy's stands out a mile for me. Less American!? your constructive criticism is to make it less American!? Right, lets all open Photoshop and find the 'Less American' filter. sweet mother fucking jesus.

Win.

What do you mean for this mate? Just the little square images you'd use to directly link into the forum through the Touch/iPhone? favicon-esque image 57*57 pixels called apple-touch-icon.png in the root directory. then when u bookmark this to your home screen on an ipod touch or iphone it'll show that logo. its so much better than what you get atm, which is just a logo that the iphone creates - just a tiny screenshot of the webpage. My avatar is one. I think. It looks like one yes, but you don't need to do all the corner effect / random semi circle shadow crap. Just a flat 57*57 image will do the job, the iPhone will do the conversion into appleism.

I'll give you £400,000. No more!

What do you mean for this mate? Just the little square images you'd use to directly link into the forum through the Touch/iPhone? favicon-esque image 57*57 pixels called apple-touch-icon.png in the root directory. then when u bookmark this to your home screen on an ipod touch or iphone it'll show that logo. its so much better than what you get atm, which is just a logo that the iphone creates - just a tiny screenshot of the webpage. Dave's PM'ed me the link you gave back in October. We'll definitely be doing this when the forum is re-designed mate/when we get the new logo. mega cheers boiz

What do you mean for this mate? Just the little square images you'd use to directly link into the forum through the Touch/iPhone? favicon-esque image 57*57 pixels called apple-touch-icon.png in the root directory. then when u bookmark this to your home screen on an ipod touch or iphone it'll show that logo. its so much better than what you get atm, which is just a logo that the iphone creates - just a tiny screenshot of the webpage.

ps, ffs i'd wish u'd upload a touch/iphone logo.