Sifu

Now that we've missed out on Gomis, does that mean we're going to count on the following players as our main outlet of goals: - Gouffran, whose striking instinct has been taken out of him due to Pardew's insistence on turning him into a winger; - Cisse, who is currently injured and his current confidence/motivation to play is shot to bits; - Armstrong, who is untested so we don't know whether he will reach the appropriate heights; - Ayoze, who is an unknown quality and we just don't know if he'll adapt to this league or be given time to adapt. A disconcerting season awaits...doomed is a rather apt description but that could be for the good for the club maybe?

Did Neville just sat "Missoko"?

Has Remy had any game time yet?

Phil Neville

Maybe this will inspire Sammy to declare for Nigeria???

Goals, lots of goals.

Now this is a game!

A goal down? This needs Shola.

Well, well.

Suarez clearly has mental issues, 3 fucking times FFS! Imagine the many Uruguayan children he's inspiring...

He's fucking offside

Fred has scored. The world is broken.

Not going to happen for Bosnia.

Shola's clearly saving his energy for an inspired performance against Argentina.

Not Mowbray. It's Steve Wilson.

Get this on Shola's head please.

Shola destroyed.

Involved already

Here he is

SHOLA.

Already a much better game than the Nigeria-Iran game.

Unlikely that this will happen now, ah well only £2...

Ouch.

Idiocy.