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SHOLA!!!!

It goes without saying, the longer this stays 0-0, the more likely we'll see Shola.

Yes!

Not anymore.

Messi not getting a sniff. At least 3 players on him whenever he has the ball...

Oohhh, what a chance.

Still early days, a goal here would be nice...

Ah booo.

That'll be canny.

Haha, slightly uncomfortable between Shearer and Lennon there.

#teamdino

Brilliant.

Pearce man!

Think Pearce should be sent home on the back of this embarrassment that is his commentary.

A thunderbastard akin to his goal to West Brom would be nice...

Pearce is making a song and dance out of it.

This is all kicking off haha.

Wahey!

Palacios. Karma.

Debuchy on the ball: "was he waving farewell at St. James' Park at the end of last season?" Totally irrelevant. Looked like he was saying his goodbyes at Anfield tbf...

I miss Yohan.

What a f***ing waste if it turns out to be true. Well done Alan, you've ruined the career of one of the finest players of his generation.

That's going to give him nightmares tonight now.

Eh? What was that?