Sifu

I'm still going to assume this.....

Unless he says something funny on Twitter..... Unlikely. Already done in the past 24 hours, though.

Thought I'd made a crap decision when I changed my captain from Aguero to Rooney after the Man City game. Thankfully Rooney made up for it

Rooney definitely has a chance of breaking Shearer's record tbh. Just have to wait and see.

Oh, they should go very well.

@CaulkinTheTimes George Caulkin Bruce on Gyan: "didn't know until 9.15am. Had a conversation with Gyan 48hrs ago, shook his hand.I'll let everybody else make conclusions...

Fantasy Football points for Rooney, my captain too

Bloody hell.

Aye, clicking www.newcastle-online.org works for me Rich

Adebayor.

Sturridge scores for Chelsea.

If Chelsea go on to win comfortably, I look forward to Bruce's email to the mackems.