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tmonkey

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  1. Nice disco dancing by Salihamidzic.
  2. Oh look, another foul by a ManU player in his own penalty box. The referee had a decision to make, and came to the conclusion that he can't award ManU a penalty for a foul committed by a ManU player in their own box, so grudgingly decided to wave play on.
  3. Jenas would fit right into this Bayern side. All they do is pass it side to side and backwards.
  4. Nani just had flashbacks of a typical night out with C.Ronaldo and his entourage of hookers. Was too much for him.
  5. ManU player gets sent off at Old Trafford. Pig can be seen flying in the background.
  6. Ribery has been a tad shit tonight.
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    Messi

    Barcelona do, as they don't have Shola.
  8. Awful match. Forest have been the bigger disappointment.
  9. It's been difficult getting to sleep without that to help!
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    Nicky Butt

    Will go down for me as the worst player we've had over the past 20 years based on that relegation season. Even Fumaca wasn't as bad, he just didn't have a reputation to hide his shitness behind.
  11. The ability to attract Premiership standard footballers...hopefully.
  12. Because Arsenal are (or were at the time) the only team with centrebacks who could be bullied by someone going in hard and doing little else. A legless Shearer did the exact same to them, back when he was being back pocketed by decent centrebacks every week elsewhere in the Premiership. "Stick it up the Arse" worked for only one game a year, everyone else pretty much laughs that sort of tactic off with their big, strong, 6-foot centrebacks. Watching Smith trying to out muscle them was like watching a kids training session where the adult coach has the ball and you have a swarm of midgets all buzzing around him trying to get the ball and tripping over themselves in the process. He had a run of games up front under Big Sam iirc, and was utterly useless, especially alongside Owen (who was also useless prior to Keegan coming in). Might be why it's difficult to remember.
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    Martin O'Neill

    Villa really should have purchased Darren Bent when the opportunity was there.
  14. Maxwell doing an Ashley Cole. Get body between man and ball, fall over, win free kick. Ashley does it better though as he usually pretends he's in extreme pain for about 5 seconds.
  15. Walcott > Messi. Based on this match of course.
  16. That goal happened because of a sloppy pass from Busquets. Yaya Toure 4 Eva!!
  17. Quality through ball by Xavi. Give it a few weeks/months and we'll have posts on here about how Xavi is overrated too.
  18. "Arsenal have actually dealt with Messi quite well". It needs pointing out.
  19. "No! Ibra, NO! NO NO NO NO!" Is what his teammates should have said as soon as he lined up to take that free kick.
  20. Where's Iniesta? Him on instead of Keita...
  21. If they had Shola instead of Ibrahimovic, they'd be comfortably ahead tbh. Another shot by Ibrahimovic that Ameobi would have tucked away.
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