tmonkey

Goal vs ManU today. Nailed on.

Nice free kick from McFadden. Birmingham 1-0.

We are probably the slowest side in the Premiership, and are full to the brim with players who can huff and puff for 90 mins but lack class. Milner is one of these. Sir Bobby was (as always) spot on when he said “The likes of Alan Smith, Nicky Butt, Mark Viduka, Geremi and so on may be all right individually, but put together and the team is short on legs."

Eboue carded for a dive in the penalty box.

Sky is great. Pricey, but wouldnt want to go back to normal TV, ever.

Sevilla equalise, Edu Dracula several mins ago.

Lehman is a grade A cock.

I think as soon as you go into the interactive bit the goal alerts are on. Not for me, maybe its different with different boxes? I have to press green "latest" for the alerts once in interactive. Or maybe I had turned it off previously months ago and cant remember anything about it, so had to turn it on again.

Amazing finish. Top corner chip over the keeper with the outside of the boot.

I'm assuming you got the alert for that? Yeah. Shouldnt really be tucked away like that, but found easily enough I thought it was on by default? Edit - it is. Kezman scores. Had to turn it on through the red button.

I'm assuming you got the alert for that? Yeah. Shouldnt really be tucked away like that, but found easily enough

John Vennegor of Hasselbank with a diving header.

8 mins gone, Kaka hasnt touched the ball. Expected him to have scored by now - best player in the world my arse.

Cant decide either. Celtic match for what will be the best atmoshpere by far (copyright Strachan), or Milan match for Kaka and the impressive Pato (Barca's stars are off form and as a team they are playing shit by the standards theyve previously set). Lyon ManU will be a cautious snoozefest imo.

Should be a cracking match. Good games today. Lyon ManU (6pm??), then a choice between Arsenal Milan or Celtic Barca.

Inter lost because Cordoba went off. He was like a magnet for them.

Quality shot.

Ibrahimovic is a donkey.

Jammy bastards.

Looks like his knee went.

Reckon Cordoba could take a baseball bat to the face. Looks like a real hard bastard.

Losing alot of semen.

Cant wait for Celtic Barca or Arsenal Milan tomorrow.

If only that was on purpose, would be trick of the season.

Materazzi is a cunt, but two harsh yellows for me. Reckon the referee has been influenced by the anfield crowd. Great though, just gives Inter an excuse to do sit back as much as they can.