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tmonkey

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  1. Time to give Marveaux and Ben Arfa an absolute bollocking again. How dare we concede even more goals with them on the pitch.
  2. Fucking hell Anita. Amazing from Ben Arfa. But nah, he's overrated.
  3. Fat Sam has lost a bit of weight it seems.
  4. Moyes' team is eerily similar to Pardew's in the way it plays imo. No real idea of how they're going to score goals, as though the team is set up to stop the opposition only and simply relies on the team (and individuals) knowing what to do as they go forward. Essentially, pass it around aimlessly until someone does something.
  5. Disappointing shot from Suarez. At a perfect height for a save.
  6. ManU have absolutely no quality in midfield.
  7. tmonkey

    Loïc Remy

    Easily worth £20m, so at £8m he's one of the biggest bargains of the summer. Can lash it in with either foot from 20 yards out with comparatively minimal backlift but then also has the technical ability to place shots/curl them into the top corner with his right foot, as well as the confidence/audacity/composure to side foot it under pressure. Has just about enough pace and dribbling ability to work half a yard of space either side which keeps defenders guessing if he's running at them, and then on top of that has shown he can turn defenders who get too tight by using a weighted first touch to get away from them. There's good reason why defenders are often tugging him/bringing him down 25 yards out from goal, and I imagine he'll win more free kicks/get more protection if playing for one of the elites.
  8. Sherwood being a classless wanker.
  9. Robben is the footballing equivalent of a WUM.
  10. Lewandowski will bury that next season.
  11. Oxlade through the middle is what Ozil would be like if he had snorted a bag of whatever Maradona was snorting in the 80's.
  12. Wenger needs to take advantage of Pep holding the Y button and having the keeper charge every attempted through ball.
  13. As a neutral you just have to love a bit of controversial cheating.
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