tmonkey

De Gea did the same thing against us, i.e. palm it back into danger.

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The Brazilian Debuchy.

Welbeck wasting another good opportunity. Just too mentally slow.

Suarez is no van Basten.

He's like a young Samir Nasri. Has considerable potential to be even more useless when he peaks.

Awful first touch from Welbeck there.

If it's Sakho, then yes please.

"This is the Premier League isn't it?" and "Corner flag got in the way"

Frank Rijkaard please.

Why won't this chump hurry up and leave?

Amazing

Timuri Ketsbaia? Slaven Bilic?

Pardew out would probably mean Kinnear in, and I'm not even joking. And what's the difference, would you be so kind to elaborate? Kinnear is shockingly clueless. So is AP. no doubt So what would be the point of changing? It would cost the club money and look stupid to transfer targets. I'm by no means content with Pardew but sacking him is pointless because we won't get anyone better. We only stand to lose. One potential bonus is that a honeymoon period under a new manager might be enough to see us survive for a year.

Ba on his way out, so what genius does Pardew come up with? Cisse wide right, Shola fucking Ameobi in the middle. What. The. Fuck.

It's like having the cowardly lion from Wizard of Oz as manager.

Let's talk about the positives.

Williamson Colo Santon Anita Bigirmana Marveaux Shola Ranger Cisse

Oh come on Santon. Have to be more convincing than that ffs.

Horrible tackle on Anichebe by Nolan.

Shola winning more free kicks for Everton.

To be fair, Everton could easily have scored 5 goals in the first half.

SHOLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

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Got to love Shola's shitness at times