Jaypee

What I'd give to get this cunt sacked, man.

Don't worry lads, Shola's coming on.

Fucking hell man

How can anyone justify not starting HBA?

Now watch Pardew blame Hatem for this,

Looked like a blatant push from Baines to me, commentator didn't reckon there was anything in it.

So happy for him, brilliant player when used correctly.

So clueless, gutless and inept it's unreal. Never seen a coward like him.

Well Cabaye was shit

FUCK YES

Clueless coward.

Gutted. Abysmal from start to finish. Midfield went fucking missing and we handed it to them on a fucking silver plate. Fuck off Pardew.

Think so too.

Well done Benfica. In the end I can understand why Pardew set up like he did, and it almost worked. Really sad to go out but hadn't expected to go this far in the first place. Think we'll thrash the mackems on Sunday, like.

Scando? Racist.

At least it seems to be going according to Pardew's plan. Whether or not that's a good plan is another thing...

No, it shouldn't have stood

Not too bad, but we can't be that scared the second half. Everyone needs to sort out their passing, especially Anita and Cabaye. Still think we can do this.

Would have liked to see Perch in place of Willo, especially considering the fact the latter hasn't played for ages. Anyway, he too has his good days so let's hope this is one of them.

I'm already drunk, jotenko mate

Aye, just gotta say, Papiss was brilliant and well up for it tonight.

Two stupid goals to let in, but what the hell, we're still in this. Although not really in a position to do so, I urge all of you who haven't got a ticket for the 2nd leg to get one asap, your support might make the difference.

This.