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Nice one Warwick Davis, i hope you're happy with yourself!

Some of this lads finishes are like

We sign this lad and maybe a couple of others, i'll be well chuffed!

Christ i'm gonna have to dust Fifa off and give it a blast tonight

Well lick my stinky rosebud!

Well I guess that means we are at least in for him then

She actually looks like how a fifa game face of leon would turn out

What the hell is that picture about Listen to the song Is that Hurley from teenwolf? http://www.fatguyleague.com/FatBeaverTeenWolf.jpg

Newcastle United manager Alan Pardew has told fans not got overly excited when they see the club mentioned in relation to players like Eden Hazard. Rumours swept Tyneside on Sunday that Hazard had been seen at Newcastle's training ground. It transpires that the rumour led from a misunderstanding which arose from the fact Hazard had been due to watch the match as a guest of his former Lille team-mate Yohan Cabaye, but he could not make it as he had a game himself on Sunday. And Pardew admits it is not fair on his fans to get linked to such players as they have a clear transfer plan at the club and intend to stick to it. "It's unfair on our fans - they'll be looking up Hazard and people like that," he told the Evening Chronicle. "The guy's worth about £36m - he ain't coming here. "I'd love him to come here. "If he was at the training ground, I'd rather have been there than at the game! "He wasn't, and unfortunately I don't think he will be."

Watching Shola is like being in one of those dreams when you want to run fast to get away and just feel like you're in quicksand. The lad's on Jamaican time

Don't like supporting players I want to shoot myself

Playing right-back i'd imagine

IS http://www.channel4.com/assets/programmes/images/peep-show/series-5/episode-5/peep-show-s5e5-20090618183414_200x113.jpg TBH

Well why don't you inform your colleagues at sky sports to stop broadcasting the drivel spouting from good ole arry's asymmetric gob!

It's to get their name out there i'd expect. Even if you do look a bellend

This will be total bullshit. Why on earth would Ashley take a player back that tried to get more money out of him just after he'd agreed a new contract.

I'm with you on that one! Never go back

He will go last minute this window I think. We always get fucked over

Turkish Smurkish, I hope they've seen something special in him.

Bet he thinks he's on deal or no deal

Same! You mean we're not going to get fucked at all

Who uses strawberry syrup as lube!

Yes and that what he agent will be after, no doubt that will be who told fondue face. FYP