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What a nonce this guy is

This was one of those transfers that should have been done from the off, not pissing around hoping Gameiro would change his mind. Missed the boat on this one. P.S I'm not flatlining

Did he ask them to stick a nipple on there whilst they were at it?

Is this guy a bell end skirge? A cast iron cock in my opinion Good enough for me

I think he'd be very interested in coming back with the likes of Barfa, Cabaye and Tiote being here, along with the people he already knows.

Is this guy a bell end skirge?

Step in...... http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nechronical/may2009/6/4/image-5-for-gallery-newcastle-united-tea-lady-kathleen-cassidy-654697781.jpg NUFC Tea lady!!! She has a cushty autograph mind. And tits like church bells

So what options are we now left with with the two G's turning the best club in the world down? N'zogbia Berbatov (Yeah Right) ? I smell championship poontang

Bet he's lying about that an all

She would scare the opposition, could do with that tbh. http://i.picasion.com/pic41/c0aa0505d672c5715cfd2a6fdbc5e4b0.gif

Yeah Ashley will spend it all in thorntons.

I agree He will never perform 100% just like the bellend that is owen

The veiny flute?

We at plan C already?

Spaz fight!

Stop trying to soften the blow. Jeesh!

Bye Bye

Thinking about him in a premiership shirt, it's always a Liverpool one

No he was there, but he was taught by a German substitute teacher. That liked to fiddle with the pupils, thus altering the normal pathways for humor in his victims. FYP

Droopy faced horrible cunt has been playing golf today, hence the quiet Must be a nightmare over those 6 inch putts, twitching like fuck and dragging it wide.

You Sir are too kind.... no really you are I try, I try. You want sprinkles?

If it is us i'll be sending out an individual spunk pie to all forum members, free of charge of course.

Sam blowing his total transfer budget in one go. Wonder if west ham have put anything to side for his shitty headsets and wankertech

At 12m quid and a year on his contract to go. Really? Its what we think about selling Jose though, a year left and no way he leaves on the cheap. For all we know, we arent even in for them anymore. We could have gave up on them and moved on. Alot of this regimes transfers have come out of the blue, wouldnt suprise me if we end up signing someone who isnt on the radar at all. Someone like Marek Mintál? Mintál, an offensive midfielder, became widely regarded for his inconspicuous style of play, which has led to him being called "stealth bomber",

Because it involves a decimal point. Derek's fucked