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HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!! What the f*** is that??? Where's it from? lolpics.se. I need to know what the back-story is behind this. NEED to know. What TV show is it from?!?! The Matwix , The one where Neo and Trinity have let themselves go by eating all the oracles cookies.

In Jesmond

He's 22 and fit's the bill for Ashely and Co.

You love shit sites deep down, I know!

Newcastle Utd news - £5m Lallana deal gets ahead, Carroll out for derby, Barton/Enrique in contract talks, By Gareth Lowe Saturday 15 January 2011 £5m Lallana deal to go ahead. The Sun reports that Newcastle owner Mike Ashley has flown into the Toon’s training ground in order to discuss transfer budgets with manager Alan Pardew. Pardew is said to be interested in a £5m bid for Southampton midfielder, Adam Lallana, among other targets, and has met with Ashley to discuss those targets, and the money available to him in the window. Club captain, Kevin Nolan, is optimistic that funds will be made available: “Hopefully the talks between the owner and the gaffer went well and we'll be seeing new faces soon.”

Oh fuck off Pardew you pound shop cunt!

Oh well, league1 next.

Get in! Fuck you Collyless!

Kaka = Shit = Turd And yes the jokes on you.

So I guess championship polyfiller is all we're going to get then, if we're lucky. At least secure our position fatboy ffs!

Well this type of signing just shows how little Pardew knows about football at the highest level. Jay Bothroyd = a poor mans Carlton Cole We're ganning doon! Panic!

Oh great what a beauty, can the scum get any luckier? Oh well if Ameobi's fit Harps Simpson Williamson Colo Enrique Rout Barton Jonas Nolan\Gosling Best Ameobi

Be happy with this but it aint going to happen.

Looks like a twat to me. Pass!

I'd rather us get somebody from abroad with real talent and won't cost the earth than the dreggs from other teams. Surely there's a bargain out there somewhere. Striker, Winger please

This blokes still got a long way to go before I buy into it.

The No1 target Pardew was going on about. Was it this lad or has his No1 target become available so we ditched the deal? hmmmmmmmmm sessegnon

Took the words outta my mouth. Who now??? Someone from the championship i'd imagine. Are we on plan E yet?

So we're getting Bentley again then?

So lets re-cap, we're not signing anyone of note.

Taylor's out. Great, we're fucked

You on crack? Taylor would be on his behind the entire game Only on weekends. He'd be on his feet more than Smith tbh

It makes more sense to play Saylor in Tiotes position rather than Smith. I'm sure he coud do a decent job there away from home.

Yet another player that thinks he's better than he actually is. Hate this engineering shite just to get more money. All footballers should be on 1 set wage with some sort of bonus system for their performance that week. Stop all these milking tossers that do fuck all.

All we can do is drop Barton in Tiotes position and hope Gosling is good enough to fill his place. Just anything to avoid playing Smith