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    Alan Pardew

    Win summit, then i'll suck your cock.
  2. 7m for a forward roll, fuck me!
  3. So I suppose old wonky chops will stick a daft price on him as we told him to fuck off about Carroll.
  4. Jamie Oliver dribbles olive oil i've heard (Extra Virgin).
  5. When your mind is occupied with 'Fuck me! What an ugly bastard!' you tend to block everything else out.
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    Christ, i'd divorce her if that's all she could come up with.
  7. Would Kemsley have an influence in these deals or is he on bad terms with Levy?
  8. England for me, and he looked a class above the other shite.
  9. Traore looks quite handy tbh. Him, Djarlo, Bentley and cover for left back and we'd be heading in the right direction. Need to clear out Xisco, Smith, Best, Loven, Perch asap.
  10. Get a quick striker to run into the channels and his lack of pace wont be such an issue. Would like kranjcar here as well, just sell Smith to Everton.
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    Alan Pardew

    This twat had better get his finger out and sharpish.
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    Hatem Ben Arfa

    ? Baby Duck err Goose
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    Hatem Ben Arfa

    We need to build a team around him, Tiote, Carroll, Gosling, Enrique
  14. He's a driving instructor so youre close. Bet his test days are a blast. You performed each maneuver perfectly and i'm pleased to inform you you failed because your socks are shit
  15. I'd like some wingers that can actually cross a ball please.
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    Alan Pardew

    Well this is going to end in tears as predicted, well done Mike u dumb fuck.
  17. Shove it up your plumage chested swan diving arse you useless twat.
  18. Said this a few pages back, he is no where near as good as he thinks he is. He's too erratic too. He should be back-up to right back nothing more.
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