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And people call him deluded and a deserter. Always love you KK

Cheered me up no end! Cheers!

I'd imagine it'll be the other way round. Pardew: "Mike! You're a gambling man right?" Ashley: "Ohhhhhh Yes" Pardew: "If I can get a piece of that waitresses ass and bring back her knickers as proof, you give me the Newcastle Job on a 5 year contract" Ashley: " Pffffff Yeah right!!!! You're on!"

Pardew's first team sheet announced! Mrs Harper (Handles Balls Well) Simpson's Girl (Covers well) Mrs Campbell (Has presence at the back) Mrs Colo(Slack in the Box) Jose's Mrs (Always Tight) Tiote's Girl (Doesn't pull away from an ugly tackle) Mrs Barton(Crazy Fuck) Jonas's Girl (Dribbles Well) Mrs Nolans(Slips it in nicely) Ameobi's Girl(Gives it away to anyone) Carroll's girl(Immense up front) http://cms.442.haymarketnetwork.com/contentimages/blog/Pardew.jpg Mmmmmmmmmm pheworrrrrrrrr! slurrrrrp!

Hughton fucked up his plan by doing things like twatting the mackems 5-1, no wonder Ashley had a dig at him for "milking it" and was so pissed off with the fans chanting his name. Ashley strikes me as a very jealous man, no wonder he's put a detestable dickhead like Pardew in, he wants to be more popular than the manager at all times. Thinking about the 5-1 being only six weeks ago just makes my blood boil, cheers. This and Ben Arfa jumping ship at the first chance.

He'll be here as long as Ashley is here. Nailed on! So when he takes us back down and we don't come straight back up, do you really think Ashley will stick with him? Don't get me wrong, i'd love for him to get us playing great football, but would he? Really? How do you propose we go down and fail to come straight back up in 6 months? I believe he'll be sacked after he takes us down, it was in reference to someone thinking Ashley would stick with him through thick and thin.

He's like Allardyce with personal hygiene.

He'll be here as long as Ashley is here. Nailed on! So when he takes us back down and we don't come straight back up, do you really think Ashley will stick with him? Don't get me wrong, i'd love for him to get us playing great football, but would he? Really?

6 months and the twat will be gone. Nailed on!

Be interesting to see how they react to the animosity. For once I think the press will be fully behind the fans tomorrow if it does kick off. Would love to see every fan wearing cut-out hughton masks then set fire to an ashley effigy.

If ever there was something that just doesn't go, this is it. Prove me wrong Alan! Bet you can't!

He just has to play the devils advocate, i'd be dissapointed otherwise. 1 - Do you think he deserves this shit before (in fact) he's been appointed? 2 - If he does turn out to be shite you think I wouldn't say it as I saw it? I'll say yes to both.

He just has to play the devils advocate, i'd be dissapointed otherwise.

Fucking hell how depressed does that face make me.

Ronaldo or Crumpy are the prime suspects.

What happens if by some miracle we end up winning silverware under Pardew? That will never happen due to him being gash. And always will be.

I'd probably cry pure tears of joy! Then tears of anguish as JFK answers the call! Whoopie!

I'd laugh my arse off if Pardew rejects the personal terms at the last minute.

Why not? Me either, the same thing happens whenever there's a decision that the N-O board doesn't appreciate, the sky falls in but lo and behold, when the protests and outrage fail to materialise, people on here seem stunned. Pardew will come out, there'll be a mix, if not muted, reaction and life will go on. Welcome to NUFC. I honestly don't think it will be as muted this time. I think this is the final straw for many. People have thresholds - even devote fans. This is a step too far, even for that fat cunt. Even if there is no protest I can certainly see attendences dropping. Something tells me that even 'Pards' won't be able to produce the sort of football worth paying for. Alan Smith ahead of Tiote is something that bell end would do.

So yet again the unthinkable has happened again. Just cannot believe he'd take such a gamble with Pardew when it is bound to backfire. This just shows him up as being as thick as pig shit when it comes to football. When are the season ticket renewals due again?

I'd rather have Beardo in charge.

Ashley needs a fucking booting for this!

Has to be Jol, it just has to be.

If he has been spotted around Newcastle, don't they have to do interviews with all the people that apply? Might just be going through the motions until Jol gets here. If however this lacklustre prick takes charge then Ashley can say goodbye to staying up.

What's the radio like in naples? Any good stations?