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We need a goal. C'mon Sissoko

Now you've done it

http://i.imgur.com/rqq2HCT.gif Sticky toffee

He'd be a waste of hundreds and thousands.

Think we need a Cwarr07 bullshit smiley with cupcake dog eyes.

I can't believe a single word this guy says. Nut is not a liar. Pecan though sometimes.

Remi Remi Remi, can't you see! Sometimes your tactics just hypnotize me. And I just love your frenchie ways, Pardew's a joke, but you're ok. NPW

Why on earth do people think this is likely in the summer? It just says we're keen on him, so no negotiations have even started. Probably unlikely he'd even entertain coming here. All it is, is a deliberate publicity stunt to get the dumb Geordies to fork out for another season ticket with a pie in the sky promise that something positive is going to happen. Ashley is trying to accumulate as much cash out of everyone before he attempts to sell us for a inflated sum. The fat cunt is, and has been playing everyone ever since the Keegan fiasco. Wake up and call the fuckers bluff for once.

Ashley is on full blown attack mode.

Oh what a fucking surprise! Didn't see that one coming. Anybody renewing needs a lobotomy.

You'd prefer coaches with no real top level credentials? Hoddle's not ideal but I'm confident he'd have us playing good football and winning more games than Pardew. He would, but then a life sized cardboard cut-out of Pardew would win more games than Pardew.

Probably because he retired.

Stretching it out until Jan 31st. It's the perfect excuse.

I do miss his rants about his behemoth lass. Made me picture him in some Honey Boo Boo setting. He could have been a feeder mind. Anything can happen when you follow nufc, it changes you.

The hunter has become the hunted.

No need when Carver's getting the job.

Newcastle United are proud to announce our new Manager on a 8 year contract is....

With the so called list. (Yeah! Course it's legit) I'd give Clement a shot personally. He's a gamble but is highly rated as a coach. Given the last three jobs he's been at he'd get instant respect from the players. Coaching the likes of Real Madrid with all their superstars and ego's I'm sure he could handle our Chumpions League squad nee problem. Just as long as he brings Zizou along as assistant coach.

If I was a betting man I'd put my money on Carver. Pretend to go for a good manager with absolutely no intention of following it up. Then once the window has slammed shut and we've maybe cashed in on a couple of players, we have no choice than to let Carver carry on. This is just yet another bullshit smokescreen from the fat mess and his cronies.

FYP

If Garde is in the picture then Carr must have the sow's ear.

Fucking hell man! Carver is one of Pardew's horcruxes.

Until we are finally rid of our fat fuck of an owner, McClaren would do if Carver is the only other alternative.

Think Carver will get the gig. Today has just confirmed Ashley wants some patsy he can push around.

Too right as well. Useless.