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Get. It. Done. Staveley hoying money around like a boss.

Him and Buendia could get in each others way, is my initial thought.

I don't even feel jealous of Villa. Normally I'm pissed off at other clubs signings. Don't particularly like Villa but fair fucks them getting involved in our transfer window. Interested to see how he gets on.

Not sure I've ever seen a club significantly improve their defence and attack in one signing. Unreal.

I think 3 before Watford might well be the target. It seems they are furiously working on things. Centre back aside, it doesn't seem like they have prioritised any other position. Midfield and strikers have both been linked.

So do you sing "Englands number 1!" Or "Englands number 2!"?

Just checked, it seems Zouma and Dawson are first choice but Diop has been playing recently.

Has Diop not been playing for West Ham?

Get in.

Yeah I'm not coming back in here tonight. Pampers and Huggies everywhere.

This transfer window is mental BTW.

Tommorow

I wouldn't pay 15/20m though. 12/15m is about right.

Cantwell is a good player. He should have moved from Norwich 2 years ago. He needs a new challenge.

Going for the hatty POOT.

That's not the official account BTW.

I like being teased.

Only two clubs in for Coutinho now. Doubt we are one, to be truthful. Villa bound IMO.

Done.

Blatantly going to be some fancy signing video isn't there? Media team have a new budget too, you know?

This game still on? Let's hope they don't have SSN on in the ground or no fucker will be watching the match.

Not really, Rafa will probably take him for free in the summer anyway.

Looks like he's hoyed a suit on for the photos.

That Adam Pearson has gone and done a Mark Chapman outside the Dakota building hasn't he?

1 of 6 clubs interested in Coutinho but then again we are interested in everyone, so it's not much news.