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SOLD!!!!!! My shares in kingfisher after the share price rocketed.

It's still HT. Oh aye.

Free kick, edge of box, Shelvey scores. 0-1

Aye, Burnley have been poor. Just don't see how we score.

Surely even having Gayle on is better than Joselu. At least Gayle might get a couple of snap shots off. Hardly as if Joselu is holding the ball up.

Game is exactly as expected.

Reckon she's just buying it on behalf of someone. An Arab billionaire can't just turn up because Ashley will just swindle every penny from them and expect way over the odds.

Hope his rhetoric keeps him in the job. He's shite and they are going down. Lerl.

No news then.

0-1 Atsu.

Look at how much coverage the Etihad etc gets. It's great for global exposure. How would be people feel about the Stadium being rebranded under these?

Hate the club size debate. You can come at it from so many different angles. All I will say is, go to the other side of the world and the chances are you will see foreigners and tourists in Man Utd, Liverpool, Arsenal, Newcastle and Chelsea shirts more than any other. In the words of Ron Burgundy, we are kind of a big deal.

Shola on a bike or Speed one.

Heron, you guys are legends. Never stop.

According to Ryder, their initial valuation and bid is going to be around 300m. A good starting point. Perhaps, if Mike wants 380m they might meet somewhere in the middle. Let's get this done.

Are Paully and UncleBingo generally reliable? Sorry guys, I'm sure you are good lads. I'm convinced that the press know something but have been told to keep quiet.

Merson has us down for a win. Oh well, there's always the next fixture.

HTT's footballing road trip. It's no surprise after he visits a place they hate football.

I'm actually looking forward to him getting another job but right now I can't see any club daft enough. Fat Sam would be first in the queue for any shite premiership side anyway. You would have to be a right fucking idiot to hire Pardew.

They have a good couple of counter attacking players. His approach might suit Leicester.

Was reported yesterday morning but he was asked the question and didn't rule it out. Can hardly blame him. It's football after all, anything can happen. It's a nothing story basically.

Rafa's defence will stand firm. We might see the first minus % possesion mind.

Yeah, I'm pretty certain we'll experiment with a 4-4-2. Diame might get a game and Merino will probably come in. Can't see anything other than that.

Still begs the question, who tipped off the press about her being at the match?

I bet there are two interested parties, at a push. Convinced that Mike Ashley is behind the, "loads of people interested", craic. Makes complete sense for him to add some made up competition in order to get a higher price.