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Unless we reach 40 points by March but that's not going to fucking happen.

Why does it have to be now or summer? Couldn't it be March or April? Of course it could be, but once it reaches February it's not in PCPs interest to do a deal quickly because there's nothing they can do about the short term success on the pitch, with the window closed. I'd imagine they will want to see how the season plays out before making their move. Worst case scenario for PCP will be buying the club in March and being able to do nothing about us getting relegated.

You'd imagine Ashley will have spent more during this whole process than he would have personally invested in January anyway. However, the whole reason he's selling the club is because he's a tight cunt.

PVP aren't going to interested in a fast deal on February the 1st. So both sides are going to have to decided if they want a deal now or in the summer, which by then, the whole game will have changed because our premiership fate will have been decided.

It will happen. Mike has apparently dropped his price several times, which for him is rare. PCP are just taking their time, getting as low a price as possible. I can see a situation where it's done during the middle of January.

She's some balls.

They are quite a good side to be fair.

Anyone else think the kids haircut is worse than him nipping one off in the stands?

Aye he's lost his snarl recently. He's in desperate need of a refresh.

Wouldn't be like us to concede before half time.

Lejuene twice.

Was it deliberate?

Limbs

I still hate Pardew ten times more than Fat Sam mind. Hippo heed can at least organise a team.

Nice try.

Put in a good performance, try not to get battered and get some players back for the next game. Who knows, we might nick a point.

A fucking Serbian mind trick. Obi wan heedthebaal.

He's a proper captain like. Plays a smart media game too (Not that I'm doubting his character).

Conte has accepted charge. Does that mean he misses this?

1-1

Is Lascelles near return?

Worth every penny to keep them up. They can sack him whenever they like.

It's imperative he returns soon.

There it is! They make Pulis look like Pep.

I did put 5 but I'm up to a 4 now that Pardew is West Brom boss.