STM

Feel sorry for them.

Really enjoying this Saturday. Pure armchair stuff.

Stoke and Southampton fucked.

Stays like this and the flame is extinguished. Wonder if Reading will get a winner.

Haha. Bolton winning. Sammy with the assist.

Sunderland want that to be a draw. Means nothing if they don't win.

Bolton equalise too.

Fist pumped. And I feel guilty now.

Only as an alternate to Kenedy of course.

Could implode here. Massive 20 minutes for Southampton.

I'm pleased I can pretty much get the popcorn out for the relegation battle.

Really fancy us turning them over at SJP, when Chelsea players are thinking about the world cup and f.a cup.

Im aware Palace are in the mix too but I just fancy them to get enough.

I'd prefer Southampton in the prem than Huddersfield but Southampton have a few more players I'd like to poach.

Huddersfield will be bricking it.

Probably out our best scenario, an early sale.

Newcastle fans tried to get tickets for Sunderland's forthcoming home game, a club ticket office insider said, "The Newcastle fans were rumbled when they tried to buy tickets for the match, something a Sunderland fan would never do."

Under Rafa? Nothing matters pre-Rafa. Nothing.

They aren't surviving man. Don't worry, the day will come.

What's the maths? Can they get relegated at the weekend?

Good he's shite. Baffling decision. Probably showed footage of Maguire.

They started one Pardew segment on Soccer Saturday by saying "We like Alan Pardew..." In his defence. They just have their mates. It's as simple as that. I find it astonishing that if Rafa had Pardew's premiership record he'd be slated. Or who can forget Tony Cottee earlier on in the year, "I just don't get it with Rafa Benitez." Referring to his excellent reputation. It's astounding that these cunts get away with it.

I don't blame them either tbh, although i wouldn't understand Lascelles not going at all. But he isn't a loose cannon.

They are just checking they have the stand to themselves.

He rested players against Southampton didnt he? Wenger wouldn't have done that if he wasn't going strong in Russia. Unless he didnt rest players, in which case there is nothing to be scared of. PEA is literally the only player worth a fuss. Get into them and they will bottle it.