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Can't if the ref has seen it.

Leicester score.

A point wouldn't be bad like. Keeps us ticking.

Do Huddersfield look anything like scoring?

Wor lass has hyperventrical tachycardia (I think that's the one), so shes always on edge and often has episodes, so I feel for you Stiffy.

30 minutes of a Slimani lift should be enough to nick this game.

Aye mate, fucking great knowing that one day I’ll end up needing a heart transplant. I’ve heard some stuff but being thankful of that because I disagree with some people on a football forum is low. I'm joking stiffy. If you dropped down dead, I'd feel terrible.

Is that right or is Merson talking shit?

stoke and west ham Aye, the three teams in turmoil. West Ham's game today is huge for both teams. Either side that loses will be in terrible position.

If there is one shaft of light in an otherwise sad thread, at least we have learned that Stifler has a congenital heart problem. Silver linings and all that.

Just what you need in the middle of a relegation battle, your best player mouthing off Stuff like this is what puts us above the others. When you go down, it's not just cos you're shit, it's other stuff - as well as being shit. We don't have the other stuff, we've got a united front and it's where we're different to the other relegated versions of us. Also the reason West Brom will go down and why Huddersfield & Brighton will stay up.

He seems really liked by those who work with him, even if he's not my favourite pundit. Horrible thing to happen. Get well soon Butch.

Just remembered that feeling of him picking up the ball and the excitement about what was about to happen. It didnt matter if he was up against the best defence in the country, he would have them on the back foot within seconds of controlling the ball. An unbelievable talent, even if there was a flawed person in there somewhere.

They deserve this so much.

I think we just lacked cutting edge in those games but I see your point.

We've not looked nervous all season and we've hardly had a poor performance since before Xmas. Huddersfield will have to play out of their skin to win this IMO. They don't do so well away from home and we dont concede alot in general. Once again, it comes down to whether our players can take their chances.

How many England fans will be killed in Russia? I hope anyone going from here takes care and before we jump to conclusions about the behaviour of our own fans over there, let's remember that innocent people will be caught in the cross fire. The only really question is whether it's the Russia police or the hired Russian thugs who beat our fans senseless.

I was sitting right behind that, then not right behind it, then right behind it again. That goal was a thing of beauty.

Pure spine tingler would be Bellamy vs Feyernoord or Shearer vs Inter away. Still get goosebumps watching those now. I was at the Portsmouth game and ditto on the 10 minutes after the record breaker. Wasn't a dry eye in the stadium IIRC. Pure lushies, Robert brace vs Spurs, Martins vs Spurs, West Brom away goals, Ginola vs Ferencvaros, Ben Arfa's two beauts and Cisse at Chelsea.

"To die by Wearside is such a terrible way to die."

I want to criticise the keeper but I'm not sure I can. The ball moves something rotten.

How soon is now? Hand in 15 year old? There is a stadium of light that never goes out?

He does a spiffing job of being a cunt mind.