Stevie

Most of you are lucky. You don't give a fuck about England so it doesn't effect you. However it is SOOOO FUCKIN EASY to right England's wrongs, I don't claim to be fuckin Herbert Chapman, but I know what our strengths are. I feel like some cunt that's crashed mt acr in the Tyne, I'm drowning in my car and some police dive cunts trying to get me out but they can't see the handle and I'm pointing, still they can't see it. AM I THE ONLY CUNT IN THE WORLD THAT CAN SEE LAMPARD'S ABILITY IS A MYTH. Gerrardshould be the focus of the team, the fuckin focus, yet this wank Lampard gets GOD status because he plays for the Premiership champions. Frank couldn't wip his rase, England will be shit till people realise Lampard is the most overrated player that's ever kicked a ball, we play to out strengths, and we sacked that ginger fuvckin cunt

I'm amazed that there are adults, regardless of their thoughts on GR, who refer to him as "Rodent" - we need a wanker smilie on this board admin like the ONE ON TOONTASTIC

Putting on a right back for a right back at 0-0 with 20mins left was hilarious FUCKIN EXACTLY!!!!?!!?!?!?!!!?! PHIL Neville did fuck all wrong so his inspiring substitution was changing an out of position experienced international, for an 18 year old fuckin defender. I wouldnt care if Neville was getting roasted by some cunt like Giggs at his peak, but I don't think they ever got that high up the pitch. The Downing substitution on 85 minutes, was one of the the biggest disgraces in international football history. INTERNATIIONAL FOOTBALL HISTORY. FUCKIN 85 MINUTES TO ADMOT HE'S MADE A MISTAKE If he's not scaked on Monday,Englannd's future is bleak

KILL THE GINGER CUNT. My mate reckons he done a Roeder style 0-0 will do on the radio furing the week, he should go, hes a disgrace, the fuckin cunt, I fuckin feel angry, we all knew it would be 0-0, we could qualify for euro2008, I don't want us to I want him fuck sacked, if we qualify, and fuckin fluke it to the quarters, he won['t be sacked, SACK HIM NOW YOU GUTLESS SCOUSE FUCKIN BUMFLUFF TASH WANK.

It's too black, we look like Udinese or Grimsby.

Taken from the EUFA website. For the euro u21's they won their group beating both Austria & Iceland 1-0 (one at home, one away), and the play-off, drew 0-0 at home and won 2-1 away in Spain.......looks canny value those odds. Aye, but wor 21's have had some great results too. Beating the krauts away etc... It sounds like this game isn't worth investing too much in. I might have a patriotic fighting 5a on them.

Scotland is famed for great managers, much better than ours and were far more deserving of a voting slot than Welsh or fuckin Northern Irish. Northern Irish pmsl. Like who Willie Mc, Jim Magilton or Sammy McIlroy who's greatest achievement was getting League status for Macclesfield??!? I actually can't think of anymore Ulster managers at this hour. Is Martin O'Neill north or south? I class him as South as a Republican and a catholic from Derry. South it is then hehe I don't really, I was just trying to hide the fact that I completely forgot about him. We're all human.

1230 kick off. This is the first game at the redeveloped stadium where many of our dreams may come true in the future. I've been over to Wembley and believe me it's light years away from when it shut doon in 2000. It's incredible. They've even made the tube station accessible and nice. Does anyone know a site with Italy U21's recent results on? Italy 2/1 could be decent value, considering there's no Dave Nugent.

Scotland is famed for great managers, much better than ours and were far more deserving of a voting slot than Welsh or fuckin Northern Irish. Northern Irish pmsl. Like who Willie Mc, Jim Magilton or Sammy McIlroy who's greatest achievement was getting League status for Macclesfield??!? I actually can't think of anymore Ulster managers at this hour. Is Martin O'Neill north or south? I class him as South as a Republican and a catholic from Derry.

Scotland is famed for great managers, much better than ours and were far more deserving of a voting slot than Welsh or fuckin Northern Irish. Northern Irish pmsl. Like who Willie Mc, Jim Magilton or Sammy McIlroy who's greatest achievement was getting League status for Macclesfield??!? I actually can't think of anymore Ulster managers at this hour.

Shut up you, poor mans Sima yee like

I've had a canny drink and I find things funnier when I've had a gargle but I'm laughing at that. heejeje;'

I could name the 50 names of the posters too. At the of the day if people don't support England fine, I do though and I care.

If Abu Hamza, or Fred West got the England job I don't think anyone would care where they're from or what they've done, if we won the World Cup. Allardyce would be a disgrace, people call his football inovative, I call it 1980's long ball shite, he should never ever be close to becoming England manager. McClaren is a fuckin joke though. Little over 12 months ago, Boro lost 0-4 at home to Villa and the fans wanted him sacked. Boro beat Basle and Steaua in epic come backs from 3 and 4 behind, the tactical genious that is McClaren got all the plaudits. But what did he do? Told them to defend like fuck till half time then get sneaky ones, but that plan was fucked early when Steaua went 2-0 up very early on. ANYONE who has half a clue about football knows 3-0 doon on aggregate, the team has to go all out attack. So Boro ended up with 4 up front and Boro win 4-3 on agg. What did he do that anyone that has a clue about football wouldn't do?? The blokes a clown Boro fans were rejoicing when he left. I don't care what anyone says, England should be good enough to win the World Cup. With a moderately decent manager attack minded manager like Scolari we should've done. Should we feel inferior to Italy, with players like Gerrard, Rooney and fuckin Terry??!?!?!? We wre great at Euro 2004, everything was going brilliantly till Rooney got injured, but after that something happened to Sven, we were even more defensive, and the Lampard, Gerrard thing did everyones head in. Seriously win, lose or draw on Saturday, England's footballing future in the short term is bleak. Fuckin 352 away at Croatia, when 442 provided England with officially the world's meanest defence over the last 6 year under fuckin Sven!!! 352 away at a side who had never lost at home. Fine if we're used to playing 352, but experimenting against a side that clearly are no mugs. The guy's a prick, get big Phil in. Simple as that. We have no decent English coaches, a foreign manager makes no odds to me.

edit: Although people that over use the word "daint" are in the grey area.

Look everyone on Tyneside pisses black n white so we're aal geordies, apart from cunts from Jarrow and South Shields, is that better?

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If I was from Denmark I wouldn't call myself Swedish.

The whole of Gateshead isn't a shithole either - Low Fell for example. I didn't say it was. Is that where you're from Alex? Nah. Burradon originally. Live in Forest Hall now. My point originally was about HTT saying Gateshead was a shithole when he comes from the West End. Much of a muchness tbh. Aye he's from the bampy Inner West End, where kids used to play a game called, "who can put the fire engines window oot first", but there are more nice places West of the city centre to the boundary at Heddon on the Wall than shitholes in my view.

The whole of Gateshead isn't a shithole either - Low Fell for example. I didn't say it was. Is that where you're from Alex?

HTT was right about the people being different, he really was. The whole West End is not a shit hole, especially west of the West End, I'd rather live here than anywhere else on Tyneside put it that way. Nice views, 20 mins from the toon, not much crime, no mackem accents, can't go wrong.

Aye Greg, I think that was Hartson's first senior goal. He is Woffy, he was a teacher for a while too.

Gazza was chubby as a kid but Mick Quinn's name would be more appropriate in that song, or Hooper. Hooper was 16st, I remember his first game at Villa Park and someone shouted "nowt will get past that big fat c***" and he turned round and winked, he was right too we won 0-2. Hooper started well for us. I remember it was a game against Southampton at home where he dropped a major b*llock where things started to go wrong and we lost 2-1. I remember it because it was the first Newcastle game I'd went to in the Premier League, and the Newcastle fans sang, "Super Hooper" at him, and to the same tune, "Dodgy keeper" to Dave Beasant in the Southampton goal. Was it not Super Dooper Hooper? That goal against Southampton though, the fat cunt never moved. Le Tissier was 30 yards oot and didn't even hit it hard, any athletic keeper would've saved it. Keegan went mental after the game at the abuse Hooper got.

Gateshead people are tramps, if you were from there what would you do though, sit in The Trafalgar all day looking inbred or fuckin gan to the toon? I agree with HTT I don't feel at home there, but I do in Walker even though it's 8 mile away. South Tyneside - waatered doon mackems as far as I'm concerned. Cunts from North Shields - either as radge as people from Scotswood, or mackem sympathisers like Alex and Gemmill. NE1, NE2, NE3, NE4, NE5, NE6, NE7, NE15 :thup:

"are a different kind of Geordie to your Newcastle Geordies, from my experience, and in a negative way too" I would agree with that. **Holds nose high in the air.