Stevie

..........and clearly being a 91-93 type "howay the lads" cap type lad like PJ oot o Byker Grove (noo Ant), I'd just like to inform you number 2 was "YOUUUUUUUUUUUUR'E GOIN HOME IN A GEORDIE AMBULANCE".

Take out 3 and 5 and these are all songs everyone of us has a duty to sing.

The song is a sad indictment on "toon youth". See when I was 16, I would've expected a twatting for joining in with this small time nonsense.

The big club debate, blah, blah, blah 1 Newcastle 50,225 2 Rangers 49,853 3 Sevilla 42,935 4 Werder Bremen 40,782 5 Benfica 36,689 6 Tottenham 35,671 7 PSG 34,667 8 Lens 33,870 9 Leverkusen 22,500 10 Espanyol 21,060 11 Shakhtar 19,625 12 Osasuna 16,307 13 AZ 15,876 14 Celta 14,375 15 Braga 11,699 16 Maccabi 9,000 Rich list 1 Newcastle United 2 Tottenham Hotspur 3 Rangers 4 Benfica and Rangers and Benfica 40% lower than us, no other club even makes it on. UEFA Co-efficients 1 Newcastle 75,950 2 Sevilla 61,006 3 Leverkusen 57,650 4 Benfica 51,533 5 AZ Alkmaar 48,650 6 Werder Bremen 43,960 7 Rangers 43,023 8 Celta Vigo 43,006 9 PSG 41,757 10 Lens 39,757 11 Shakhtar 33,777 12 Espanyol 33,006 13 Osasuna 25,006 14 Tottenham 20,950 15 Maccabi 19,008 16 Braga 17,533 The point is as a club in 2007 we should fear no one, we're the richest, best supported, club left in this competition, as well as having the best European pedigree over the last five years. Ignoring the fact Benfica won a few European Cups in the 60's, going off this evidence we have the biggest stature of all these, and should be looking to win it with confidence. It's not played on paper but avoid Sevilla and we can get to the final.

It's not April fools day for 40 days. He can't even speak so how the fucks he going to land a film role? You can picture it CUT!..........TAKE 27726.......

And the Manure fans have got the nerve to have a go at the scousers for being thieves, the hypocrites. Fair enough but I remember the Holte End home to Britain's fattest fans, shouting you fat bastard at Rooney. Double standards is part and parcel of football.

Aye van der Saar was suffering from the effects of tear gas in the first half. French and Belgian police can only be described as cunts, but I tell you what I think happened. Man Utd's firm sometimes go by the name, ICJ - Inter City Jibbers. The verb to jib generally means to do something without paying for it. "We've fucking jib the train from Manchestoh to London". "We jibbed in at Anfield." I know for a fact this goes on a lot, and what happened last night was ticketless fans got in to the ground and there was more fans than seats. The seats above them to the top right weren't there for Man Utd fans because they were on the same level as Lille's support. I think it was much a do about nothing, but as usual around there, and I've seen it first hand, Charleroi and Antwerp are in the vacinity, the poliss are utter cunts.

Which team will win the Premiership? Manchester United Which three Premiership teams will be releagted? West Ham, Watford and Wigan Which three Championship teams will be promoted? Birmingham, Derby and Sunderland Which player will collect the golden boot? That boy Ronaldo Which team will win the FA cup? Awwsenuww Which team will win the league cup? Awwsenuww Which team will win La Liga? Sevilla Which team will win the Champions League? Awwsenuww Which British team will make the most progress in the Champions league? Awwsenuww Which team will win the UEFA cup? Noocartheww Unaaaitid ath Nigel Benn might thay Which British team will make the most progress in the UEFA cup? above Which league position will we (Newcastle United) fill at the end of the season? 6th Which player will finish our top scorer this season? Martins Who will be our first post season signing? Tal Ben Haim

Dippers sold out in 2 hours

Unfortunately I've just got another email saying he was being a WUM >. tHE REALITY IS THEY'RE GOING UP 3%.

My mate works in the ticket office, and he's just sent me this. They're reducing the prices

I think there's every reason to be optimistic for the future. I feel more optimistic now than at any time since Souness took over. Next season we have Michael Owen coming back, we surely will strengthen particularly at the back, and there's no reason why we can't finish in the top 6. Even if we were utter shite, I'd still be getting a season ticket next year because I'm a mug, but I've been thinking about it and I can't work out whether sales will go up and down. I hope it's a season ticket sell out again. So what are you doing next season?

Chelsea got a bye. It really isn't beyond the realms of possibility that Plymouth could get to the final.

and why do you post on gg after a newcastle game sometimes. Your fasination of me is quite scary tbh. Lovely goal by berbs and should have been a pen but oh well. Quarter finals it is then. I don't post on there while the game is going on! :lol: I only post on GG when there is a thread about Newcastle or our players/former players. you sure about that??? then why did you post on my 'spurs over-rated and under-rated players' topic when you commented that malbranque was under-rated and defoe was over-rated. do you care for a link to prove you wrong? Baggio i honestly didnt take you down for a lier, thought that was more Stevie's style . Wow 1 post! :lol: You've got me there Kingdawson, Hercule Poirot isn't a patch on you lad. Jesus wept! sorry for making you look like a plum and all but i just didnt like the way you twisted the truth in front of your geordie internet mates going on as if you only post newcastle related news on views on GG when in actual fact thats a complete lie. Then you use the smiley icons to try and hide your embarrasment of getting caught out :lol:. Baggio wasnt it also you the pm'd me on gg asking me to come back on here?? oops wasnt i meant to reveal that ;D ;D Sorry mattytoon ;D The only plum here is you. It's possible to put an argument up perhaps that you are the biggest plum on any football message board. It's great having someone like you around though to take the piss out of when it gets boring. What's happened to his mate Martin Jol, Stevie?! I always said that when Spurs go through a rough patch he fucks off, when it goes well we can't get rid of the c***. Aye a naa, we'll be stuck with the cunt noo after this win. "Good to be back lads just been on a spot of business down in the old Seychelles, via Dubai of course for a bit of shopping , just been speaking to Daniel and he was talking to Robinho's advisor and the only reason he'd rather play for Real than us, is purely a financial matter" etc.... Roll on next week when they lose again.

Newcastle 3 Tottenham 1 Tottenham 2 Newcastle 3 Nothing more than anybody expected. Spurs are still shite, one win against Fulham reserves changes fuck all.

and why do you post on gg after a newcastle game sometimes. Your fasination of me is quite scary tbh. Lovely goal by berbs and should have been a pen but oh well. Quarter finals it is then. I don't post on there while the game is going on! :lol: I only post on GG when there is a thread about Newcastle or our players/former players. you sure about that??? then why did you post on my 'spurs over-rated and under-rated players' topic when you commented that malbranque was under-rated and defoe was over-rated. do you care for a link to prove you wrong? Baggio i honestly didnt take you down for a lier, thought that was more Stevie's style . Wow 1 post! :lol: You've got me there Kingdawson, Hercule Poirot isn't a patch on you lad. Jesus wept! sorry for making you look like a plum and all but i just didnt like the way you twisted the truth in front of your geordie internet mates going on as if you only post newcastle related news on views on GG when in actual fact thats a complete lie. Then you use the smiley icons to try and hide your embarrasment of getting caught out :lol:. Baggio wasnt it also you the pm'd me on gg asking me to come back on here?? oops wasnt i meant to reveal that ;D ;D Sorry mattytoon ;D The only plum here is you. It's possible to put an argument up perhaps that you are the biggest plum on any football message board. It's great having someone like you around though to take the piss out of when it gets boring.

and why do you post on gg after a newcastle game sometimes. Your fasination of me is quite scary tbh. Lovely goal by berbs and should have been a pen but oh well. Quarter finals it is then. Watch the game you absolute gimp. Fucking match is live on TV now, thousands of empty seats in Spurs end I may add, yet your here on a toon forum. Product of Rupert Murddoch, end of.

Man City fans sound like they're singing that racist song we sung at Coventry in 99.

Great way to stand by your manager. Stand by him? I've wanted the c*** out for months. He's a f****** s**** manager, he doesn't care about my club and is a t***. He's just lucky he has this persona from his playing days that spares him from the widespread national critism he deserves. PS: Ole, Ole, indeed. City playing well today mate.

Mate I made that point 20 minutes ago, didn't see your post. Isaksson is an absolutely world class keeper, yet this fat c*** is in goal. I would have fuckin money on yous as well, that said I still think you'll win, come on citeh. ;) ;)

Great way to stand by your manager. What like Spurs fans are sticking by Martin Jol. Every Spurs MB "Sack that fat cunt now", Jol has far overachieved with a club like Tottenham

Mate I made that point 20 minutes ago, didn't see your post. Isaksson is an absolutely world class keeper, yet this fat cunt is in goal. I would have fuckin money on yous as well, that said I still think you'll win, come on citeh.

Come on citeh, come on citeh, bluemoooooooon you saw me standing alone..... where were you WHERE WERE YOU WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WERE SHIT???

I had four separate bets yesterday chasing my money, you could not make up the bad luck I had, one team let me down on each, they were: ARSENAL, MAN UTD, REAL MADRID, OLDHAM. Unreal. My accumulator today looks sunk already with City a goal down.

OK Gejon nut some chimp coming on here saying Ben Foster is better than Given, and you're not allowed to respond. The lad is either catastrophically clueless or the latter and more likely a WUM. Ben Foster oh dear. Given's been without the Premiership's best keeper since Schmeichel over a sustained period.