Stevie

Might've naan. Three wins combined with a shite couple of weeks for the toon and look who comes crawlin back oot the woodwork.

If you think that Roeder and Parker are the two main objects holding this club back from greatness, you really need to give your head a shake, you clueless c***. he got fuckin banned for that? fuuuuuuuuckin hell

Tottenham are shite, if we get past AZ, I'd absolutely love to play them over 2 legs again. Their midfield - oh dear. It's just none existent when chips are down. Robinson - without any shadow of a doubt Green is better than Robinson, not just based on todays game neither.

I've got two bets on the day 5a on Birmingham, Bilbao and Feyenoord and.... 5a on Rangers, Real and West Ham.....COYI

Absolute spot on. When I read the title, I thought to myself, Sissoko is pure kenk, new Vieira my arse. I would put Jenas down as well, but I think everyones grasped the reality that he's shite now, and also Michael Dawson, but Sissoko is the most overrated. Every time he gets the ball you think, I bet this fucka is going to lose it, and invariably he does.

I break even Andy, most people lose, very few come out on top, I think (on football) I break even or show a slight profit.

For anyone who's interested in racing, I've got a tip from someone with cracking connections to a stable and horse owner. 3.30 Kempton Offemont This horse is generally 5/2 in most bookies, Blue Square are going 11/4 but how long that will last is debatable. He's been waiting for this to reappear since winning at Warwick, connections are having some lumpy bets today . Good luck.

If Everton win pm me you address and I'll match what you win, that's how confident I am they won't.

LEAVE FUCKIN BOLTON ALONE 4FS AS THE SONG IN JACKIE BROON GANS "TAKE MY ADVICE....." the only cast iron certainties the morra are Gretna and Arsnal

Two accs, a double and a correct score lucky 15. Derby to beat Colchester 4/6 Derby were unlucky at the mackems, Colchester's home form the second best in the division, is as good as their away form is rubbish home win. Arsenal to beat Reading 2/5 Newcastle to beat Boro Evens Scunthorpe to beat Brentford 11/10 Brentford recent revival came to an abrupt end against Northampton, they seemed devoid of attacking ideas, Scunthorpe are a better side, and will get the win to keep them in the hunt for the title. Good price. £5a pays £49 or just under 9/1 Second accumulator Sheff United to beat Everton 6/4 ****BANKER OF THE WEEKEND**** Sheffield United are rarely left wanting against clubs of limited talent, with a high work ethic, and Everton fit this bill perfectly. 2-0 to the Blades as a side bet maybe Forest to beat Huddersfield 8/13 Hartlepool to beat Hereford 8/15 Stockport to beat Swindon 11/10 Swindon aren't bad but it's hard to ignore Stockport's recent form, 8 wins in a row, without conceding a goal, astonishing stuff really, can't ignore them at the price. Inverness to beat Dundee United Evens ICT have matched Celtic in the last 3 games in the Highlands which is a good barometer of what they're capable of, Dundee United on the other hand...oh dear. Gretna 4/11 to beat QOS 5a pays £177.32 or just over 34/1 £3 double Derby HT FT 6/4 Man Utd to beat TWP 6/4 pays 18.75 or just over 5/1 10p lucky CS lucky 15 Newcastle 2 Boro 1 Sheff Utd 2 Everton 0 Liverpool 1 Man Utd 3 Portsmouth 0 Chelsea 1 pays a canny bit

2-1 shite game, shite atmosphere as always against small clubs.

No it doesn't. What your saying is Plymouth lose to Man Utd in the Semi and MUFC beat Chelsea in the final, PAFC are in Europe? That's not how it gans.

It's 1 CL 2 CL 3 CL 4 CL 5 UC 6 UC - because Arsenal will be in the CL another LC winner would've got this 7 UC - if FAC winners and losers are in above position 8 IC If the FA Cup final isn't Chelsea v Man Utd 7th will be IC

How you still got SSN?

Our wage bill is too high for us to have any significant reduction in ticket prices.

Aye League Cup, SMB v Coventry, the SMB in the Clock Stand Paddock (in which we used to batter the mackems in EVERY derby game), gave him a twatting as he fell in.

Good call with Keith Curle, I was pleased Tino nutted him. Andy Cole and he always had a problem with each other which continued when he went to Old Trafford.

For a so called fit athlete he had a head like that 8 year old from Wallsend. He really fitted in well on Wearside looks wise, but I do admit he was a really good player, who should've achieved far more than he did.

..from other clubs who have played against the toon, who you either hated with a passion, or were just envious that they weren't playing for us. Here's mine: http://www.voetbalfocus.nl/imgs/schmeichel-p1.jpgThis pic is at the toon, I think that's the season after though. 1. Peter Schmeichel Man Utd played shit in many games when they stole our title in 96, no word of a lie they won 1-0 about 10 times in the last 15 games, Cantona would normally get the goal, but the game at SJP is one any of us that were there will never forget, we should've been 10-0 up at half time, we actually played better in that game than we did when we won 5-0 the next season, but Schmeichel put the most super human display in I've ever seen in my life. http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icnewcastle/mar2006/6/1/00072CA7-431D-1415-B8650C01AC1BF814.jpg 2. Gary Neville Mainly because I'm jealous we've never had anyone as steady as him at full back in the last 10 years, class player, different class, but also a bit of a cunt. http://www.a-love-supreme.com/images/players_l_landscape/hardyman_1.jpg 3. Paul Hardyman Probably the biggest cunt of the lot, one of the dirtiest cunst I've ever seen in my life. When we played the mackems in the play off 1st leg in 1990, it was 0-0 in the last minute, the mackems got a fuckin joke pen, so Hardyman who never missed steps up Fulwell End, I wasn't there like was only 12, wasn't allowed to go away for 2 more seasons, me and 4 o me mates huddled round the radio in the hoose..."HARDYMAN STEPS UP.....SAAAAAVED!! BURRIDGE HAS SAVED IT!!" us in the hoose "ejeswsghsghsfuckciciidkkdkeehhhhhhhhhhhh" when it all settled doon we'd learned Budgie saved it and grasped the ball and in his frustration Hardyman ran up and kicked him in the heed, the fuckin mackem cunt, what an ugly wank, a can still see his angry face noo. http://www.starsdufoot.com/images/Souness.jpg 4. Graeme Souness I never saw Souness play against the toon but he's going in there anyway, because he put the toon back 5 years at least from the work SBR done to the extent that wanks are comparing us as a club to Tottenham, unbelievable really. http://www.gillinghamfootballclub.premiumtv.co.uk/javaImages/3f/65/0,,10416~91455,00.jpg 5. Steve Bruce Always used to play well against us, but that's not why he's a cunt, Bruce was brought up in Walker, you don't get more geordie than that, and in my view like that wank Bobby Charlton, despite what he says his love of Man Utd is greater than his love of the toon, fuckin disgrace. http://www.premierleague.com/en/images/Former_Player/paulmcgrath184x373.jpg 6. Paul McGrath It's pure envy of the fact he didn't play for us. He's the best defender these isles have ever produced, it's a bold statement, but if he didn't drink and was English he'd have been recognised as such. Anyone that ever seen him play knows what I mean. Mind Gazza gave him a run around one time I recall when he was only 19. http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f16/tom_from_sparks/southampton_matt_le_tissier.jpg 7. Matt Le Tissier He didn't have a position he just roamed at times, and as everyone knows he was the skirge of the toon. He scored so many unreal goals against us, good bloke though. http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38464000/jpg/_38464189_keane300.jpg 8. Roy Keane Fuckin dislike everything about the man, scored a brilliant goal at Old Trafford against us in 1995, world class player in every sense, but an absolute bastard, and his current job is the perfect marriage. http://www.premierleague.com/en/images/Former_Player/gabbiadini184x373.jpgis a wanker is a wanker 9. Marco Gabbiadini He looked like a tosser, it still even get aired noo at times "GAAAAAAAAABBIADINI IS A WANKER, IS A WANKER GAAAAAAA....." He broke my heart in the home leg of the play off whe the bastards beat us 2-0, I'll never ever forget it, in terms of pain only losing the title in 96 comes close. http://www.vg.no/bilder/edrum/1142880744076_56.jpg cunt 10. Djbril Cisse - Wife beating wank who tried to wind the toon fans up, but shit himself when we reacted. http://www.premierleague.com/en/images/Former_Player/speedie3731.jpg 11. David Speedie The biggest cunt of the lot. Toon fans detested him as much as Gabbiadini even. My first away game outside of the NE, was also Keegan's first away game and it was at Blackburn where KD had just spent millions. We were bottom of Division Two they were top, we had 7,000 fans there, and unbelievably we went 1-0 up in the first half and were holding our own then that bastard dived down the other end outside the box, then got a goal so it was 1-1 HT. Second half he was kicking every cunt in sight, and honestly he got the worst abuse I've ever seen a player get in my life, the full Darwen End "WEEEEEEEEEE'VE AAAAAALLLL SHAGGED YA WIIIIIIFE SPEEDIE, SPEEDIE....." So what did the cunt do scored an absolute beauty right in front of me, one of the best diving headers I've ever seen, then got his hattrick late on, in celebrating he went right up to us and stuck his two fingers up. Hundreds tried to get on the pitch at him but the police pushed us back over the fence, fuck knows how there wasn't a riot, all in all an absolute wank of a bloke.

It never ceases to amaze me how hated we are in 2007. This thread is purely for anything you come across on the net which shows a deep unnatural loathing of NUFC. You don't have to look far, and it's not just the usual suspects of Man City, Scousers, Spurs, Mackems and Boro neither. The sensible money would be on this being from a mackem or a dipper......but no a fucking Motherwell fan I quite like being hated, Man Utd built up that siege mentality under Fergie and they've never looked back. At the end of the day if we were so insignificant why do people hold such strong views about us? Anymore....

mackems.gif Tickets Available Pricing: SEE MATCH DETAILS West Ham United v Tottenham Hotspur Barclays Premiership AWAY match at Upton Park Sun 04 March 2007 - 16:00 How to Book Match Details ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 2990 tickets have been on GENERAL sale ELEVEN DAYS and they still aren't sold out. What pisses me off is our true fanbase is quadruple there's yet toon fans still have the audacity to compare. THREE FUCKIN THOOSAND TICKETS, for a game 7 mile away not sold out?!?!?!!? Without question Sunderland AFC have better fans and in real terms are a big club than this mickey mouse mob. There's no excuse for it. 3 thoosand!!!!! We took double to Watford in the League Cup and Wigan. Wanks.

Cheers

There was a new song sung at Wigan to the tune of "I wanna go home", I've not been away this season, so I don't know if it's been sung, but it certainly hasn't at home. Anybody know the words?

Had Man Utd 1/2 (won 2-1), Southampton 8/13 (won 1-0), Raith 4/9 (won 2-1), Everton 6/5 won 3-0, get £38.50 back. Other one is a £3 coupon, Bayern (won 1-0), Mackems (won 2-1), Monkeys (won 1-0), waiting for Werder Bremen (2nd) at 5/6 away at BMG (bottom) for another £26 the morra. Yous wi a spare 5 grand get it on Bremen tomorrow, and yous that pretend to be wealthy but have barely got a penny to scratch ye arse with like Bobby Shinton take a 5a out the wifes house keeping. Can't lose. Bremen have score SIX, away from home three times this season and BMG are bottom of the Bundesliga. My 20p lucky 15: Sunderland 3 Derby 1 (was 2-1) Boston 0 Monkeys 2 (was 0-2) Fulham 0 Man Utd 3 (was 1-2) Wolves 1 Leeds 2 (was 1-0) not far off.

Jeff Broon is a wank and he used to work for The Journal reporting on the cricket. Hand on heart the bloke is no taller than 5ft3, and he's a dyed in the wool SMB, geordie hating wank.