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To be fair that's in Liverpool..

I stuck in Kompany and Silva, the rest could be any 8 + Joe Hart from about 40.

What I expected anyway, would be amazed if we saw him before QPR away.

Ah and we were so close to it being a no bad news day

Best misses 1 on 1

Its not only on dab, its on 1458 mw as well

Apparently the Ghanaian authorities do not want to give footballers special treatment.

Mick lowes reckons Tiote wont be back for Arsenal

Man utd fan i know genuinely rates him, said he hopes we only get him on loan.

Be amazed if he's back for the mackems let alone Arsenal.

Presumably Bassong would be one? (If it's true you want rid of him)

At the thread title "Man"

Noticed yesterday on Sky Bet that we were odds on favourite to be Green's next club, laughed it off.

'If a fee can be agreed' sounds so simple but when we start the bidding with monster munch it becomes a much more difficult process.

We can't possibly start the season without a senior left back. Can we? CAN WE!? All we need now is "Tiote banned from UK" and it'll have been the worst summer ever.

Luis Boa Morte's available on a free. FREE!

Ta.

Can someone put that in words please, cannot open links on my phone

Wish our players would just log off twitter.

Seriously, is Kadar missing limbs or something?

Ah good to see Douglas is straight in there with his usual "raise hope" tweet. Must have a text off Dekka.

Mentions Harper & Williamson..is that it? I'd make most of the bloody first team play in that match seeing as they've barely had 6 of the first choice 11 on the pitch at the same time this pre-season.

Most likely to be: "Later today I'm off to see Morrissey again!!" Least likely to be: "New 5 year contract signed AND a payrise. What a great day"

Result from Australia: Manly United FC 1 : 3 Sydney United Manly United

You've got to sort of assume those who haven't had many minutes yet this pre-season will start, I'd say Harper & Shola were guaranteed starters, I'd think Ba, Vuckic & Marveaux will get plenty of time, the back 4 picks itself...just a case of who the central midfelders are and how he'll manage to shoehorn Lovenkrands into the team.