Ashley17

Yeah and in fairness we went for him from day one, had the offer accepted but the bloke never wanted to come here. That was in June, the plan after that seemed to be pretty scattergun (although obviously you can't believe every rumour there was)

Plan A: Gameiro, Gervinho, Ba Plan B: GOALKEEPERS

It'll be a confidence breaker for anyone being the substitute full back behind Simpson and Ryan chuckles Taylor

Do you think they ever thought...maybe we shouldn't bother?

Fuck.

Damn that smooth talking jol

Perfect, someone who can play lb and cb. Send hughton kadar on loan as a quick fix

Is our game plan to stand at Heathrow and try and get to the arrivals first?

Frees up their wage bill for the return of the prodigal son.

Don't want to alarm anyone but my Man Utd mate reckons Gibson on loan

Article about him in today's Chronicle. Told to "step it up" whatever that means.

But does he have a champions league medal?

If we get this chap, a natural left back and a striker, that would be rather splendid.

Cant wait to see if its arsenal or chelsea

Didn't realise Riise was knacked for them already. Guess it'll be Obertan right and Jonas left, Shola and Ba up top? CAn't see Loven or Best starting having played 120 mins last night.

So we have what, 3 hours until the registration deadline?

Was a good cup tie, usual fare from the lower league side - knackered themselves out after an hour but got the goal which often doesn't come in these sorts of games. After that we could have had 4 or 5 if we could finish, Gosling trying to side foot in from 30 yards and Lovenkrands horrible scoop over the bar being the highlights. Positives were Krul, the centre halves, Cabaye, Marveaux and the cameos from Vuckic and of course Sammy. Gosling got in some good positions but needs to be more composed, very Nolan-esque in his arrival in the box but without the finishing. The formation we finished with, a 4-2-3-1 sort of thing is definitely what we should play when Ben Arfa is back, I've no doubt that's what Pardew wants to play too but without Ben Arfa it probably wouldn't work. Marveaux looked tidy spreading the play against a knackered team but will be interesting to see how he gets on from here. Ba looked off the pace, I know him, Tiote and I think it was Marveaux are fasting at the moment and I hope it is that that is causing him to be off the pace, early days yet though. No idea what we play against Fulham, Shola and one other I guess.

Remember, Kinnear himself still has this 2 year contract on his table. Don't worry 2 years have gone by since he was offered it.

I can't wait to wake up on September 1st to "SMITH BACK IN THE FOLD"

Norwich vs Stoke not on telly or radio? 5 live have west ham and talksport have wolves vs fulham

I think ferguson, vuckic, marveaux, williamson and gosling are guaranteed starters if fit. Tiote might get some minutes if they think hes still off the pace, which he clearly is.

Vuckic missing again from the bench. Odd. Obertan off Shola then, they are unchanged allegedly

What's the bib report getty watchers?