Ashley17

So...when did all of our players decide that trying to beat 3 men instead of a 5 yard pass was the way forward?

Howay the two local lads up front, to be sure.

Tiote's "camera walk" is fucking terrifying

I really want a Skypad. Years of fun to be had with that bloody gadget

Taarabt, SWP & Barton all touted for free-roles at some point for them this season. All held together by Shaun Derry...

Where's the £6m figure come from btw? I read £2.2m yesterday with an option to buy for £6m.

Player prices may increase. Aye but I'd rather pay .1 more than transfer in someone who goes down with a 3 week injury I"m not saying it's a particularly great reason, but it's a reason. Player could get injured in the warm etc, so you could pay .1 more for someone who's out for 3 weeks. Fair point I guess, it's as good a reason as any.

Player prices may increase. Aye but I'd rather pay .1 more than transfer in someone who goes down with a 3 week injury

Why would anyone make transfers for the next game week now? I always wait until the team news is out before making any changes.

Cahill's aged considerably over the summer

He's absolutely trolled him, "yeah yeah I want to be here shake my hand"...signs for UAE team 2 days later. Well played.

Being told how to defend by Jonathan Pearce

Feel for Hans there, thought that was a decent effort

That first "shot" from Henderson when he was one on one, dear me.

Oh for fuck sake, where's Smalling?

No. Nasri got the 2nd. Did Silva assist the 3rd? Yes

Right, bring on Dzeko now please.

If Nasri can play with broken fingers, why is Vuckic out for a month?

Only Southampton letting me down on my accumulator, sort it out you bastards.

It's one of my favourite bad arguments, that. "I'm at the game, and it was definitely offside in the split second I saw it!!" "Well, I'm watching it at home with the benefit of replays from 6 different angles, and I can tell you, he was definitely onside."

By...

"Freekick stupidly given away by Cattermole" No shit.

How does Heskey manage to do a hamstring?

I didn't really get their argument. "The foreign lads have started well but they might not adapt long term." Ah yes that'll be the old un-adapting players.

WHY HAVE THEY SIGNED ROB ELLIOT? Well, maybe because Fraser Forster left. NO, THEY WILL SELL KRUL OR HARPER. Ah, ok then.