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Presumably that ends their interest in Barton then, good.

Will pull a hamstring at City next Wednesday. Good luck Lovinghands, you've got the pressure of being our only signing over the age of 16.

King's a championship standard striker - if you think he was injured long term during Watford's season so you can't judge him on that. Then he spent 6 months at Wigan and scored I think 1 goal (pen), and was farmed out to Hull, where he did ok at first but I've barely heard him mentioned for the last few months. I'd rather we bought a young striker with potential from the Championship because King has done little to suggest he is above that level. Also, he's a cunt.

course they would Someone better than what we've got. Why? Why the hell would they come here when we're knee-deep in this s****? Maybe on a loan, aye - but who the f*** is going to commit themselves to a long-term contract who is - like i say, an improvement on what we have? People really need to lessen their expectations of this window or there's going to be some burst blood vessels on the morning of Feb 2nd. Sounds about right, the window closes at 5pm on the 2nd. Skirge will be setting a new record for use of "fkn" I imagine

FUCK

It was 1-0 when Bale came on. Not that it's his fault...

Great finish Gareth..

Full time, 2-1 win. Kadar carried off on a stretcher...

Godsmark puts us 2-1 up

It's 1-0 to us, Ranger scored. He said he'd give me more updates if anything happens.

Are you implying he's going to shag Mosley?

Just scored according to PM, who is at the game

Note to self: Read in future.

Isn't Burdisso Coloccini's best mate? Haven't they got tattoo's of the other's name on their arm or something?

He's Algerian ffs, I'm not up on my Algerian football but I doubt they have a plethora of centre back's of Bougherra's ability.

Good practice for when he goes to pick the soap up in a week's time.

That's a cock in Adams' cereal

Seriously, how shit must that Cesar be if he's not being picked when Gomes is crippled?

What they need, is Jermaine Jenas.

Fuck me sideways.

Even Big Al thinks so

Milner doesn't score = pen and a red = different game. That Villa pen though, miles outside the box

Is Martins back for this? If the answer is yes, it might be a contest. If the answer is no, then it'll be similar to today.

Butt 2 yellows, sent off.