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The next home match better be a sell-out.

Let's, tbh.

Onwards and upwards, boys. We're back. Hell yeah.

Carroll!!!

Useless from Smith. Needless yellow card. He'll be suspended soon if he keeps this up. Actually..

Where's Rooney to partner Heskey? (too soon?)

Yes, that's right, 'confidence coursing through their veins'.

nolan isn't 100% is he, from that concussion, so I reckon vuckic would be a good shout. Nolan's never 100%, man

Haha, fuck off

Shearer's at the stadium I like how there's no cloud over the club re: Shearer anymore. I know things might change when things get a bit tough, but he's had his shot and it didn't work out. We've moved on now with a capable manager and have a young, capable squad that's hopefully building up for something great in the future.

Yes. As much as the first oddly An early goal for them would kill me.

I gotta say I'm shocked at how effective Carroll's been in the Premiership so far. All right, it's only been two matches but it's both been against top 10 teams and Carroll's been impressive in both. Credit to the club for developing him and credit to Hughton because he's playing with a ton of confidence right now, like many of our other players today.

Bloody hell. Holy shit. I don't know what to say. What a half. We're back, baby. We're back.

We didn't start too well, but the first goal just gave us so much confidence. We look a different team pre and post first goal.

Enrique Still the player I have most confidence in.

Barton is pulling the strings. Awesome from him so far. Must be one of his best performances in a b&w shirt.

We could start a new internet meme - a reverse Chuck Norris, featuring Alan Smith as the protagonist.

Smith Obviously he'd never score.

Carrolll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All is forgiven, Kevin. Until the next time you do something shite.

NOLAN! haha

Made me laugh how he just stopped when he realised the path was clear in front of him. Just turned around. The goal must have something on him

Smith's scared of the goal, man. What a prick.

They'll score. Our defense looks porous because we can't keep the ball at all.

What a hit, honestly. Top quality. Now we have to defend for 77 minutes.