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Game on!

Game over.

Bayern only need one goal.

Cunts.

Fucking cunts.

4-2 to Barca. I don't think Madrid's midfield can keep up with Barca's.

I'm a massive fanboy so I may be biased in saying this, but I can't recall a blatant Messi dive. I also think that he tries his hardest to stay on his feet when he's tackled, which is why you always see those mazy dribbles where he's bouncing off 3 or 4 players. If he was Ronaldo, he would have been on the ground after the first tackle, foul or not. Some of the other players in his team are admittedly quite quick to fall to the ground - Busquets, Bojan and Pedro were egregiously going down at the slightest of touches - but like I said, this doesn't apply to Messi.

The best I've seen in my lifetime, but I didn't see Pele, Maradona or Cruyff at their peak, so it's hard to compare. He's definitely a player you'll be telling your grandkids about so that puts him into a category where only one other resides in for me (Shearer).

Fucking hell.

Must be the first time guardiola has decided to see out a game this way. I'm sure it has a lot to do with the match this weekend as well.

Oh my. Oh my.

Too easy.

The kid is too good.

Messi!!!

Holy shit.

Arsenal defending well.

Barca at home are invincible. 3-0, imo.

I'm proud of our season, to be honest.

Superb. It's been a very enjoyable season. I had fun watching us win games, dominate teams and score a bunch of goals. But, we're going back to where we belong and I'll enjoy next season as well.

Ngog misses a sitter.

That was a penalty in my book (the Chelsea one).

Quality goal.

Cole, 1-0. Get in.

This game has flown by.

Time for henry to score...?