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De Rossi!

Can't believe Almunia basically gave away the title.

Almunia you shit cunt.

Lampard with his fourth!

Arsenal have so fucking clutch lately. It's been so fun to watch them.

NASRI!

Taxes will prevent them from paying themselves stupid amounts of money to get around these laws.

Fuck. Diaby scores but ref blows for a foul.

Weak shot by Nasri. Should have scored.

Arsenal upping the pressure now.

Malouda, get in. My fantasy team will do well this week.

Lampard hat-trick. 20 goals for the season. Birmingham hit the post; that could have been Arsenal's title hopes gone right there. So, so lucky.

Lampard penalty, 2-1. He's at 19 goals for the season, which leaves him one shy of making it 20+ goals for the sixth consecutive season.

Fat Frank, 1-0 Chelsea lead.

Box-to-box has always struck me as, barring a select few, a player who isn't particularly good defending or attacking really. Recklessly banded about term making players sound better than they are. Position doesn't really exist in the modern game anyway. You are a sage, Baba.

2-0

McGeady would be an excellent signing for us, even at £10m. But firstly we need to sign a CM and a striker.

That 4-3 at Anfield... To this day, it's still incredibly difficult to watch the highlights.

Gourcuff! I see him ending up in an Arsenal shirt in the near future.

FT. Gay.

19 mins for Chelsea to score or Man Utd are in pole position for the title.

Drogba, 1-0.

Cov equalise.

FUcking hell, Torres should have scored.

There you go.