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Henry was incredible because his assists number was ridiculous, too. I'd go Suarez > Henry > Drogba > Ronaldo if measured by their best seasons in the league - the league only, no other competitions.

Ice cold veins, man. Ice fucking cold.

Stupid from Alonso but Iniesta made the most of that.

This referee has lost it.

Why? That was perfect, stopped counter and didn't get a yellow. Fouled him when Ronaldo was way inside his own half, and he had two teammates around who would have pressured Ronaldo. It gave all the pressure away.

Mascherano is the dumbest fuck alive.

Messi in this kind of form is unreal. There's no one close to him on the planet.

Varane is back? Cool. Love him.

What a fucking pass. Holy fuck, what a pass.

Neymar sucks, Flip.

Outside the area.

19 in 27 for Messi in the Clasico. He's just ridiculous.

Alves is too slow, Barca need a new RB. They also need a new CB, but people have been moaning about that as long as we've been moaning about Shola.

One more from breaking the Clasico record, no?

Here he is!!

Iniesta's control.

Mascherano is having one awful game.

Fucking hell, terrible defending.

Ah, Valdes should have saved that.

Jesus, what a game.

They will get through again, Real are too high up.

... and that's why you don't want to press high against Barca. Can't believe Messi missed.

The last time Real pressed high against Barca was the 5-0, no? Obviously this isn't a Pep team but it's very risky.

That was a sitter.

What a pass, what a finish.